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Monday, March 30, 2015

Iron Man 3 (2013)

20150330:
Today was my first time watching Iron Man 3 and I thought it was great. Part of what made the movie good was all the cool action sequences which made use of Tony Stark's most recent suit model.

Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.)

I didn't understand why Stark never had the shrapnel removed before, but I read a good explanation online. The explanation has to do with Stark keeping the reactor due to his attachment to the suit. However, towards the end of the movie, he realizes he doesn't need the suit (in particular, the suits power themselves and almost operate themselves).

He also realizes that he's Iron Man, not the suit. Interestingly, in the middle of the movie, he states that he's Iron Man, but the kid convinces him otherwise. In any case, upon making this realization, Stark is able to let go of the electromagnet and have surgeons remove the shrapnel.

Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau) and Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow)

Overall, I like Iron Man 3 more than Iron Man 2 (2010) but not as much as Iron Man (2008).

[20150330][20180717 Edit]

Instant Comments:
He told Rhodes that all the suits called in were only tailored to him. However, there was one that Pepper was able to operate near the first part of the movie, at least partially. Is there an explanation or is it movie magic? [20180717: Either he was lying or he could have coded the suit to respond to Pepper]


That was a good ending (to the fight between Stark and Guy Pierce).

Credits:
Lol. Best after the credits scene among the Marvel movies I've seen. Apparently Stark was telling the story not to us the audience, but to Banner. Who fell asleep at the elevator part. "I'm not that kind of doctor."



Watched 20150330 (Blu-ray)
Iron Man 3 (2013) Shane Black. 130 min

Relevant Links:
Iron Man 3 (IMDb.com)
Iron Man 3 (RottenTomatoes.com)
Iron Man 3 (Wikipedia.org)


Stark breaks down as he remembers events from The Avengers (2012)

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Monsters (2010)

20150329:
Monsters was a visual and adventurous movie. It also had a great ending.

The movie's thriller elements and atmosphere reminded me of Super 8.* 12:02AM

*I wrote the comment prior to realizing that Super 8 (2011) was released after Monsters (2010).

[20150329][20180718 Edit]

Instant Comments:
Well then grab it let's go
Doctors
I don't cause it, I just document it.
Dolphins.
He got robbed fast.
If only she accepted his advances, lol. 11:00PM PT
Lol, what a surprise, handy man.
Plane in water scene; pretty cool.
Was there relevance to him putting his hand to the ceiling of the van?
That could have been a jump scare, but it didn't get me...
mwk mwk mwk three blind mice three blind mice

Watched 20150329
Monsters (2010) Gareth Edwards. 94 min

Relevant Links:
Monsters (IMDb.com)
Monsters (RottenTomatoes.com)
Monsters (2010 film) (Wikipedia.org)

Friday, March 27, 2015

Tusk (2014)

Watched 20150327 (Blu-ray)
Tusk (2014) Kevin Smith. 102 min

Wallace Bryton (Justin Long)
Relevant Links:
Tusk (2014 film) (Wikipedia.org)
Tusk (IMDb.com)
Tusk (RottenTomatoes.com)

Tusk is a horror film* with the occasional comedy and drama. Without revealing too much of the plot, Tusk is a story about a a podcaster named Wallace Bryton (Justin Long) and his encounter with a man named Howard Howe (Michael Parks) who made friends with a walrus that he named Mr. Tusk.

Howard Howe (Michael Parks)
When his girlfriend Ally (Génesis Rodríguez) and co-podcaster Teddy (Haley Joel Osment) get word that something's wrong, they head to Canada to track them down. Along the way, they meet Guy Lapointe, a former inspector who tells them he's familiar with Howe.

Will they find Wallace before something tragic happens? Or perhaps the tragedy has already occurred? Watch this horror movie directed by Kevin Smith and find out!

Guy Lapointe (Guy Lapointe)
*For the most part I have only watched "light" horror films and this film definitely fell into that spectrum. In particular, my friend assured me that it wouldn't be worse than Drag Me to Hell (2009).

20150327: [20150419][20180718 Edit]
As mentioned in the instant comments section, I liked the movie's themes, but found it hard to appreciate as a whole.

Teddy Craft (Haley Joel Osment)
On the one hand I appreciated that the transformation was unrealistic (relieved from a horror standpoint) and on the other hand I was disappointed that they didn't just replace the actor with a real walrus.

Overall, I would watch the movie again if somebody wanted to watch it, but I wouldn't watch it again on my own. In particular, I would watch the movie again as part of a True North marathon (after the entire trilogy has been released).

Ally Leon (Genesis Rodriguez)
I should mention that I love Guy Lapointe's role in the film and look forward to seeing him (and his daughter) in the second movie Yoga Hosers (2015).

Instant Comments:
Lol. An older Haley Joel Osment.
Canada.
Interesting: fast paced music, but not much has happened yet.

Howard and "Mr. Tusk."
'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' - Ernest Hemingway
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Samuel T. Coleridge 11:27PM PT
Walrus
Tusks
"There there, it'll be alright Mr. Tusk."
Selfie. Haha.


Lol, drastic (left leg)
I'm truly sorry for your loss.
The itsy bitsy spider
Don don don.
"Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?"
The tusk (on the mantle) was there when he calls his girlfriend, but then its not (= the old man, where is he!?!).


This movie goes from scary/creepy to bizarre (swim!)
"He is so close that I can almost smell his shit, pardon my French." - Guy Lapointe
The first Wife
Can you come closer?
This detective reminds me of Johnny Depp's character Jack. [I did not know until after the movie that it was in fact Depp]

"Can you come closer?"
The Big Lebowski (1998). Lol. 12:28AM PT
What kind of american are you? (Gun).
Lol. This walrus battle... so stupid. Ha.
Lol, no fucking way (years later).
Whoa, Kevin Smith. I totally didn't know he directed this movie until the credits. 12:40AM PT

Girl Clerk #1 (Harley Quinn Smith) and Girl Clerk #2 (Lily-Rose Melody Depp)
While I have never seen The Human Centipede (2009), the idea of it had occasionally rung a bell throughout the movie. During the credits, however, Josh mentions it. Interesting...
I like the movie's themes, but found it hard to wrap my head around the fictional components of the movie. 12:44AM PT
What the... Josh informs me that Guy Lapointe was in fact Johnny Depp. My mind has been blown.


Credits:
Jason Mewes was an associate producer.
[Johnny Depp is credited as Guy Lapointe]
A sound clip of Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier plays (SModcast episode) where they talk about the story's third act and having listeners choose #WalrusYes or #WalrusNo.
"Just had to have that second slider." 12:47AM PT
The last few minutes show usernames who chose #WalrusYes.



Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012)

Watched 20150407 (Netflix, Instant)
Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012) Shannon Hartman, Michelle Caputo. 65 min


Relevant Links:
Donald Glover Weirdo (IMDb.com)
DONALD GLOVER WEIRDO (RottenTomatoes.com)

20150324:
Today I decided to watch this special and, having only seen a couple episodes of Community and heard a couple tracks of his music, I had no expectations of his talents as a comedian.


Thankfully, I enjoyed most of his comedy. With that being said, some of his material came from his childhood stories and while humorous, I personally enjoy observational humor (characterized by being inherently funny) over narrative humor (delivery of a story is involved in creation of the humor).


In any case, I'll definitely look for clips of his appearance on Comedy Central Presents and I look forward to any future comedy specials by him.

Instant Comments:
Lol. That taxi ride.
Why don't we have Michael Cera play Shaft?


I want to eat you but you made 'Graduation.' (Kanye West)
Well, what did you expect? It's nighttime now.
4 similarities and 1 difference between having AIDS and having children.
References Se7en (1995).

Monday, March 16, 2015

Louis C.K.: Hilarious (2010)

Watched 20150316 (Netflix, Instant)
Louis C.K.: Hilarious (2010) Louis C.K. 82 min


Relevant Links:
Louis C.K.: Hilarious (IMDb.com)
Hilarious (film) (Wikipedia.org)

20150316: [20150331]
I've definitely heard Louis C.K. tell jokes about sex and masturbation before. He has some other good material in this special. Of course, you can't be sensitive about certain topics when watching Louis C.K., especially if you take things too seriously.


As a test, consider the following:
"That's just me saying something terrible just because it makes me laugh that it upsets you, that's all that is. I'm not gonna fuck a kid. I wouldn't do that... ...maybe a dead kid. Who are you hurting? He's dead! Who are you hurting? I'm not saying I would kill a kid and fuck him. I'm saying that if I found a dead kid in a field, and it wasn't raining, I might take a shot. I don't know. I haven't been in that situation."


In other words, if you enjoy vulgar humor, then you will likely enjoy Louis C.K., and consequently, you will enjoy this special.

Instant Comments:
"I want to fuck your face."
Good bit on divorces. Lol. Good setup on Ray Charles.
(Louis C.K. got divorced in 2008)
Three lines.
"Hey what do you do?" "People want to fuck me."
"That one short guy behind them."


"Who's gonna fuck all nine of you?"
He whistles a couple notes and does the Hulk hitch hiking.
Kids and dead kids. Oh boy. Lol.
Nosferatu.
Amazing. Chicken wings.

"Hey I got a cup in case we need another cup." "Dude, you're a genius."

Genius bit.


Hilarious. "I don't know this Lisa cunt, but she ain't that funny." [...] "And then Superman swooped her up and dropped her from even higher."
Ponies bite.
"I DON'T KNOW WHICH PIECE TO EAT!"
Hahahaha. "Does it taste like a pork motherfucker!?!"
"Like a Porta Potty on the last day of a festival."

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Death Note

20170317 Comment:
As of 20170317, I had little memory of which episodes I've saw other than the first two episodes noted below (on 20150315).

More specifically, I first read the manga (probably up to and including Chapter 48). Next I recall having seen several episodes of the anime. My best guess is that the two episodes below is a result of planning to watch the anime over starting with the first episode.

In any case, I suppose it doesn't matter at this point. I'll just continue watching at Episode 3. However, in terms of how the anime episodes correspond to the manga, I should know the story up to and including Episode 18.

E01
1: He's insane
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1: L
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E03
1: I forgot about the Shinigami eyes.
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E04
1: Smile. Wings.
1: I guess the thing is that this guy Light murdered was just a bank robber.
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E05
1: Hmm. If he thinks Raye Penber doesn't suspect him, why would he... Well, I guess it's for the sake of the story.
1: While Light's plan was good, for a moment there, to show his face to Raye, shows a weakness: prideful.
1: "Kira, do you know, Shinigami love apples?"
1: Hmm. Light is trying to retrace his steps and make sure he didn't mess up somewhere. That somewhat makes up for my prior comment. That is, he's being very mindful about possible slip-ups.
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Watched (Netflix, Instant)
Death Note (2006-2007)

Relevant Links:
Death Note (IMDb.com)
Death Note > Anime (Wikipedia.org)
List of Death Note episodes (Wikipedia.org)

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Galaxy Quest (1999)

Watched once before.
Watched 20150314 (Netflix, Instant)
Galaxy Quest (1999) Dean Parisot. 102 min

Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen) and Gwen DeMarco (Signourney Weaver).
Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart and Lt. Tawny Madison.
Relevant Links:
Galaxy Quest (Wikipedia.org)
Galaxy Quest (IMDb.com)
Galaxy Quest (RottenTomatoes.com)

[20150330]
Galaxy Quest is a science fiction comedy film which is a parody of Star Trek and the sci-fi genre. As it happens, the last movie I watched, Last Action Hero (1993), was an action comedy film which parodies the action genre.


The former cast of a popular sci-fi television series called Galaxy Quest have been approached by an alien race called the Thermians for help. Having closely followed the show's broadcasts as if it were reality, the Thermians believe the cast are a legitimate space crew. As actors, the cast assume their former television roles, made possible due to the entire spaceship being designed after the show.

Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman), Gwen (Sigourney Weaver),
Tommy Webber (Daryl Mitchell), and Guy Fleegman (Sam Rockwell).
20150314:
While I remembered watching Galaxy Quest once before, I had forgotten every single part of the plot. With that being said, I'm glad I decided to rewatch it, because it's actually not bad, especially if you've seen enough Star Trek movies to understand some of the references.

"Never Give Up, Never Surrender."

Of course, just in case you've never seen a Star Trek movie, its enough to understand that the bulk of Galaxy Quest is a parody of it.

Brandon (Justin Long)
In addition, the movie has enough original story to carry itself. If anything, after watching the movie, at least you can walk away with a new motto: "Never Give Up, Never Surrender."

Overall, Galaxy Quest is a funny, sci-fi adventure movie which I would recommend to fans of sci-fi and it would be cool if there were a sequel.

Instant Comments:
A young Justin Long.


A young Rainn Wilson!
Her translator is broken.

"By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!"

Lol. Just a little scrape. What a historical moment.
Those cheese and crackers.

Fred Kwan (Tony Shalhoub) happily eats his cheese and crackers.
"Could they be the miners?" "Sure, they're like three years old." "Miners, not minors." "You lost me."
"Did you guys ever watch the show?"
"But the animal is inside out." "And it exploded."
Oh, haha, he was just a kid when he was on the show. "Pedal to the medal, commander."


"Oh, that's not right."

"By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings."

"It always stops at 1 on the show."
"Give him a hand, he's British."

Friday, March 13, 2015

Last Action Hero (1993)

Watched 20150313 (Netflix, Instant)
Last Action Hero (1993) John McTiernan. 130 min


Relevant Links:
Last Action Hero (Wikipedia.org)
Last Action Hero (IMDb.com)
Last Action Hero (RottenTomatoes.com)

Last Action Hero is an action movie starring Arnold Schwarzeneggar which pokes fun at the action and buddy-cop movie genres.

A young boy named Danny (Austin O'Brien) loves a movie series called Jack Slater starring Arnold Schwarzeneggar.


One day, the theater manager Nick, who is a good friend with Danny, treats him to a private preview to the latest Jack Slater movie.

However, after the first scene in the movie, Danny finds himself inside the movie and spends a bulk of the film trying to convince Jack Slater (Arnold Schwarzenegger) that he is just a movie character.


20150313:
This was my first time watching Last Action Hero and overall I thought the plot was strange. While it was fun to see Arnold, the movie was so strange that I feel uncertain with whether or not I like it.

Among the three Schwarzeneggar movies I saw in the past week, I liked The Running Man (1987) best, Total Recall (1990) second best, and Last Action Hero came in last.

Instant Comments:
Chinatown (1974) was on one of the signs.
"To be or not to be. Not to be."
"He killed Mozart!" (in Amadeus)


"He'll do it again tomorrow, so what's the point?"
Blockbuster
Sylvester Stallone as the star of Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991).
"No, this is California." (good looking women)
Ha. He has to mispronounce his own name.
"I'll be back! Ha! You didn't know I was gonna say that, did you?"
References E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)


The buddy cop movie tropes. The badge gets taken.
"There's a gun in the glove compartment."
Everybody has a gun. Even the nun and elderly.
Ha. 360 versus 180.
References Die Hard (1988).
"Hello!? I've just shot somebody and I did it on purpose!"


References Witness (1985).
You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
"No sequel for you."
The Seventh Seal (1957)

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Bob's Burgers Season 10

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S10E01:
B: Gene answers "Boys we like"
B: So Gene will lose it. But what will they do to recover it.
B: hehe. right above their restaurant.
B=1=20211015

S10E02:
B: HAHAHA. "Hey, look, the rain is gone."
B: I guess it also could have been a reference to the song, because prior to that she said "I can see clearly now."
B: Hehe. Louise tried to just level with Tina, but Tina kind of pushed the topic and so Louise played along (charsh)
B: Call me Draco Malfoy cause I'm Slytherin.
B=1=20211016

S10E03:
B: Second place
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S10E04:
B: Hahah. "Let me push a little harder, did I do it?" (repeated)
B: "I've got something special planned for your father." (she's holding the bulb syringe)
B: Hehe. Safe word.
B: "How do you like them apples sauce."
B: Chuckle. Gene picks up the earwax and awants to eat it.
B=1=20230220

S10E05:
B: HA! "You are here. How does it know?" "Duh, Jocelyn, it connects to your phone or something."
B: Death Cabernet for Cutie is a play on the band name Death Cab for Cutie.
B: Huh. I vaguely recongize this situation (a boy sleeping on Tina's shoulder at the mall). Perhaps the show was on autoplay, because I don't remember most of the other elements (pants shopping, cat-igator, book reading)
B: Hahaha. Linda guesses who did it and dissuades the other customers from buying the book
B: Hehe. The purple corduroys in teh credits
B=1=20230220

S10E06:
B:*This episode started halfway into the episode suggesting that perhaps back on 20211016 the episodes were automatically playing up until this time. However, I do not recognize the situation at all. Today I started the episode from the beginning.
B: That'd be so annoying. I wouldn't want a stranger signing my cast
B: That's nice of Louise to apologize to Rudy at the end
B=1=20230220

S10E07:
B: "Throw Louise"
B: Encino Man
B: Smile. Chuckle. "Sorry you ran out of glasses and had to use jars."
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S10E08:
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S10E09:
Why would the director care so much about casting to a show that currently sold 7 tickets.
I imagine if anything, Gene's style is perfect for theater.
Ha! Table breaks
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S10E10:
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S10E11:
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S10E12:
B: I imagine that despite Louise not wanting to be paired with Tammy, the typical plot would suggest they get along; whereas Tina and her little fish, despite being similar according to Louise, would not get along
B: Tina laying it on thick (hugging her little fish)
B: Ha. "Son of a fish."
B: "If God wanted us to listen to audiobooks, she wouldn't have given us eyes to watch TV."
B: Smile. "That was so stupid of us to exercise."
B: Tina is psychotic (Tina wants to pour chili onto Kaylee)
B: Hehe. Love the credits.
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S10E13:
B: I'm guessing it's a fish (they're pulling up something)
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S10E14:
B: Huh. There's usually a make-up day, but sure I guess.
B: Hahaha. "I want to be inside of you."
B: Smile. Bring a stranger to school day.
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S10E15:
B: Hehe. Roommate doesn't know they have a cat
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S10E16:
B: I thought Linda used up all the meat.
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S10E17:
B: Huh. I guess I never thought about the importance of making happy memories despite the unhappy moments.
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S10E18:
B: I think it's always interesting that despite Louise being the "smart" one, she is susceptible to... being a kid
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S10E19:
B: Smile. "I wouldn't even know how to stream that movie over and over with Mom's password." "Okay, good."
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S10E20:
Ba: Pause at the 7 minute mark
Bb: I didn't follow the story so I went back to the beginning
Bb: Hehe. He missed questions on perfect.
Bb: Hehe. If Tina can't stomach that video...
Bb: Hehe the dream in a dream was great.
Bb: Huh, there's a walkie talkie taped on the wall (near the door)
Bb: Hehe. flip flops that break right away and teen boy deodorant
Bb: Huh. There were four green pickle costumes, but despite there only being four of them, Gene wears the purple costume.
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S10E21:
B: How did Tina get to the first rock without getting wet?
B: "JUMP ON MY FACE!"
B: HAHAHA! The truth comes out.
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S10E22:
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Bob's Burgers Season 9

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S9E01:
Bb: "You're nipples must be..."
Bb: Hahaha. "We get loose. Drinking too much grape juice."
Bb: Ha. "My mistress."
Bb: Delayed laugh, hahaah. "Hey it's a girl" followed by several girls revealing their position.
Bb: Hehe. The publicity stunt.
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S9E02:
B: Lol. It's worse than a scam. The ball has to be forced through.
B: Haha. The innie and outie fit together.
B: "Crew you guys. Crew all of you."
B=1=20210729

S9E03:
B: Ha. The credits song. "She's a business monster, a business monster. Pushing units. And making bank."
B: Louise releases Fizz on beat.
B=1=20210729

S9E04:
B: What a hip mom. She understand the reference and says "Oh, so fresh and so Gene."
B: Smile. "I'm a Dragon with a Girl Tattoo" "Ooo you flipped the script" "What do you mean?" Because by the way it's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
B: Smile. Lin got stumped by "Nun of your business."
B: "Let's give them something to talk about." "How about love."
B: Their greediness! [This comment was after Gene's bag was stolen, since they should have just dropped off their gains]
B: HAHAHAHA. The insanely dangerous spider took out the bat.
B=1=20210730 AM

S9E05:
B: Hehe. Won a blender, but how much did the paper cost?
B: Also not sure if there were any rules, but they were two people, maybe he should have made two planes (though I guess that's the difference between reality and good fiction)
B=1=20210730 AM

S9E06:
B:
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S9E07:
B: Heh. Coyote.br> B=1=20210730 AM

S9E08:
B:
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S9E09:
B: The voice of Susmita reminds me of the voice of someone else but I don't remember who. [In hopes that it was one actor doing two character, I found the voice of Susmita to be Aparna Nancherla, but she didn't do any other voices]
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S9E10:
B: Hahaha. "Saving Private Ryan called and they want their opening scene back."
B: Credits song, "Mom made a scarf that looks like a sad tie, but it's nice in it's own way."
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S9E11:
B: Considering the situation, Linda should just try to Gayle's supply without having to spend any money.
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S9E12:
B: I wouldn't vote Team Helen... doesn't make sense. And it makes me not like Linda so much
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S9E13:
B: The parody of Hugh Grant's voice is funny, but it's strange because Hugh Grant doesn't really stammer at the rate to which he's depicted
B: Speed
B: Hahaha. "Seamen spill out all over the deck." "Tina! Oh, wait. You mean sailors."
B: Ha. "Anyways, there's a ton of seamen all over the place."
B: Titanic
B: Maybe Laundry-nado is a reference to the Sharknado series.
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S9E14:
B:
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S9E15:
B:
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S9E16:
B: Hahaha. "I had a spelling test and I think I did 'B-A-D-D.'"
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S9E17:
B:
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S9E18:
B:
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S9E19:
B: Smile at credits song. But for the record I love sweet potato fries.
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S9E20:
B: Smile. "You want a hit?"
B: Smile. The way Jimmy Jr. runs.
B: Foiled by their niceness.
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S9E21:
B: Hehehe. "I got a spirit finger for you, Colleen."
B: Hmm. Wonder if she's gonna take any of those bottles
B: Wow. Everybody just votes her way (Joanne)
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S9E22:
B:
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Bob's Burgers Season 8

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S8E01:
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S8E02:
B: Great plot with the water park.
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S8E03:
B: Louise's costume is great: Anton Chigurh from "No Country for Old Men"
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S8E04:
B: I like this episode.
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S8E05:
B: "I can't even finish this..." "Pie?" "I was gonna say sentence."
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S8E06:
B: To be continued!?! Some good songs.
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S8E07:
B: Hahaha. "Let me show you how to use it."
B: Haha. "It's like IKEA."
B: Haha. "And to think I gave you drugs."
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S8E08:
B: Haha. They don't let go. Haha.
B: HAHAHA. "Guy who sold it to me said it's inactive. Let's see."
B: Smile. In the end credits, the limo driver joins them in what appears to be a still moving limo.
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S8E09:
B: Hahaha. Banged.
B: Ha! Gene references Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act.
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S8E10:
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S8E11:
B: Ha! That joke about "going to a place where you can stand in four states at once" took a moment.
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S8E12:
B: Hehe. So many of these episodes are Louise feeling one way at the start of the episode and having a change of heart near the end or halfway through.
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S8E13:
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S8E14:
B: Oh the woman made an expression during dinner that signals she's not happy in her relationship.
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S8E15:
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S8E16:
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S8E17:
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S8E18:
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S8E19:
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S8E20:
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S8E21:
B: The chant.
B: Hahahaha. The butterflies get blown in to the ocean.
B: Wasn't Helen Mirren mentioned in a different episode?
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Bob's Burgers Season 7

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S7E01:
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S7E02:
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S7E03:
B: Somewhat ridiculous ending with Mr. Fischoeder. Because not just pumpkins but also the bikes. But I suppose that's the type of comedy that is Bob's Burgers.
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S7E04:
B: Hmm. Not sure on which iteration. Maybe from the start, this episode with the entire sting operation felt too forced and annoying. Hugo just forcing Bob to do something that perhaps Bob would not be actually blamed for
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S7E05:
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S7E06:
B: HA! That explosion was awesome.
B: Smile. "You've got the guts." "I've got the guts."
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S7E07:
B: Smile. The gun pointing. I wouldn't doubt that actual rich people do similar activities.
B: Adestes Fideles
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S7E08:
B: "Like songs?" "No. Musoems"
B: Hahaha. "You two are making me feel smart."
B: "You lying piece of sheet metal."
B: Lol. That conversation with the security guard is great. "I am email." B=1=20210706

S7E09:
B: What a happy episode. I love it.
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S7E10:
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S7E11:
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S7E12:
Bb: That Teddy didn't really inform Bob of any important things and to top it off that he didn't seem to have used the hose before. Bb: Smile. Cost too much to do.
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S7E13:
B: Only a four hour drive...
B: Smile. Linda is getting sent home.
B: Smile. "Wait Mom." "What" "Price tag. You would have looked ridiculous"
B: In the credits, Tina is the last to walk in. She stand there a while before beginning a subtle hip shake and getting more into it.
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S7E14:
B: Smile. His touch creeps Linda out.
B: Haha. Great follow-up. "Send over the girl that touches you."
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S7E15:
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S7E16:
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S7E17:
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S7E18:
Bb: Go back? I think the ticketman said you can't return if you leave. In which case I suppose this is where the scalper might come back into the picture.
Bb: Indeed. "No in's and out's" followed by the scalper.
Bb: Smile. Almost impossible to tell thie difference.
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S7E19:
Bb: Smile. In the credits Bob and Teddy sing "I've Had the Time of My Life" and Bob raises Teddy into the air.
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S7E20:
B: The cowboy hat has holes poked through for Louise's bunny ears.
B: "Is it safe for a kid to fall off a second-floor balcony like that?"
B: Smile. Linda recognizes that the first part was Alien. She says this as Tina is switching to Freaky Friday.
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S7E21:
B: I find this old folks shop bit annoying. Teddy's yelling was bad enough. It's a cringe type of humor for me.
B: Haha. Pickle restaurant.
B: Smile. "We're in a pickle."
B: Perhaps the annoying part of Jimmy Pesto joining is that he mocked Bob on it the day before.
B: Haha. The funeral procession followed them.
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S7E22:
B: Hahaha. Pee. "At this angle it's gonna get weird fast."
B: Given the ability to use any holds on the wall, then the climb up the wall I would have likely been able to do. But I'd not have the balls B=1=2021070

Bob's Burgers Season 6

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S6E01:
B: Haha. "Guys this is our chance to say 'Yes we did hear this story.'" B: It's interesting because this episode referenced a tidbit in the first episode which I would not have known had I not just watched it.
B: Haha. That was a good twist. The hair growing everywhere beyond the mustache.
B: Oh, there are more reminders that this episode references the first.
B: In the credits, the parallel universe versions of Bob, Tina, ., and Louise make appearances
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S6E02:
B: Smile. Cute. Her dad holding her head up.
B: The abnormal kissing.
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S6E03:
B: "All four of these are spares."
B: I would say this is planned by their parents. Or maybe even by everybody except Louise. [Bob is on the phone with the tow company]
B: "It's like a reverse thriller."
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S6E04:
B: Haha! "Is there still any room on team sides?" Tina's the best.
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S6E05:
B: Smile. The crab.
B: "Shh shh. Dad, you don't know anything about Santa."
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S6E06:
B: Hmm. I don't understand. I thought they already knew she was dating Mr. Frond. [Apparently the episodes aired out of order, in part because the Thanksgiving episode had to air in time for Thanksgiving (see this page on the Bob's Burgers wiki)]
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S6E07:
B: Great song by Gene
B: Aww. Happy ending for Tina
B: Love Courtney's dancing during the credits
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S6E08:
B: Haha! Simultaneously teaching a class while healing Bob.
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S6E09:
B: "We'll teach it what stains are."
B: Ridiculous...
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S6E10:
B: "Stop those lousy kids." (she pronounced it differently but it might be pronounced the same)
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S6E11:
B:
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S6E12:
B:
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S6E13:
B:
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S6E14:
B:
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S6E15:
B: Well honestly... an $100,000 investment. I don't see the problem with adding Tiki decorations to the restaurant. Even if the idea failed, the $100,000 is like free cash.
B: Hmm. Too much pride perhaps. Not only did he get the extra cash, but his friend was improving business.
B: Gene dances during the credits
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S6E16:
B: Hmm, Bob's principals in this episode seem to be a bit inconsistent, especially in contrast to the last episode, and then thinking about it other situations in general; that is, he often seems willing to make money
B: Ah. Linda calls Bob out. "You weren't going to put up the plaque anyways."
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S6E17:
B: Haha. Her imaginary horse's reaction (to perhaps being gone when she returns)
B: Uhh... a little out there in terms of story... but I suppose within the scope of Tina's character
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S6E18:
B: Hmm. They took an easy out with the Bob part of the episode. Well. I think they also took an easy out with the other part of the episode as well.
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S6E19:
B: Great episode especially compared to some of the previous episodes.
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Bob's Burgers Season 5

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S5E01:
B: Working Girl (1988)
B: Die Hard (1988).
B: Haha. Two rows of teeth.
B: That falling was awesome.
B: "Work Hard or Die Trying Girl."
B: Carly Simon in the credits.
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S5E02:
B: Another Halloween episode.
B: Ryan Gosling from Drive.
B: Louise is so calm.
B: Hehe. Tina.
B: Hahaha. "We've been dead for..." Bob stops them. "Do you take credit cards?"
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S5E03:
B: "Just tell your teacher you have sciatica."
B: Ha. Gene, Tina, and Gene hop into bed with Linda. She happily calls it a seal platform.
B: Hehe, curling.
B: "They call it ice." "It's gonna change the world."
B: Ha. The real glass and concrete.
B: Home instead of the hospital.
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S5E04:
B: Rudy catches the bottle and successfully shuts of the ride.
B: Haha. Yelling at the turkey baster.
B: Hahahaha. They all flip the birds the bird.
B: Hehe. Bob jams to "Love is in Control (Finger on the Trigger)" by Donna Summer
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S5E05:
B: "Calm down, Dad. What is black garlic?"
B: Gene'ing out. He's a verb.
B: Haha. He beat the train.
B: "Bob Marley give me strength!"
B: The credits has the kids covered in fudge (from the hot fudge car wash).
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S5E06:
B: "Baby, You Can Chive My Car" as a reference to The Beatle's song "Drive My Car"
B: What a setup. "I spilled my beans."
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S5E07:
B: Hehe, Louise would definitely fit into Troop 257 more. But it's nice she happily wanted to wear the bracelet.
B: The end credits shows Bob in a garbage outfit (cause in the episode he asked Gene to get him one next time)
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S5E08:
B: How rude, haha.
B: "One hall pass to rule them all!"
B: Lol, that sock bit was pretty funny.
B: The thing is, she's trying to sidestep that his drawings are bad, but
B: Hahaha. "There's more than one way to the principal's office... there are two ways."
B: Haha. What an art lesson.
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S5E09:
B: They settle the dispute with Gene's hairy mole.
B: Lol. I was curious how Louise would start winning.
B: "Dibs on not handling it."
B: In the credits they're both cooking with one hand on the trophy.
B: Oh, and Gene is seen waving the flag.
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S5E10:
B: Linda is so weird. "If you have to sleep with her..."
B: Ha. "I bet when you reconnect in your 30's you'll get married." Funny, but true.
B: Ha. A music number.
B: "You're so small, but you're so strong."
B: Lol. That's perfect.
B: Ha. It fell off.
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S5E11:
B: An oil change....
B: Strawberry & Dish Rag
B: What the heck? Why does Louise pee in the tub?
B: They really make use of Aziz in this episode.
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S5E12:
B: References Indiana Jones.
B: Ha. Louise screwing Jimmy Junior over.
B: "I'll vote for you Louise." "Thanks Andy." "I'm Ollie! [...]" "Which one am I?"
B: WTF. How did he actually expect to win: hammer vs. knife.
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S5E13:
B: This episodes a bit all over the place. It's one of those three-story episodes.
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S5E14:
B: True Lies
B: Haha. RC helicopter warfare
B: This episode was a bit all over the place (two separate fronts: girls and boys)
B: One of the best endings to an episode: Tina in her own way nails the report and her whole family plus Teddy is outside the window.
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S5E15:
B: Ha! "Well someone did."
B: Lol. Both freak out.
B: Three date nights a year. Wow.
B: Ha. Poor chincilla.
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S5E16:
B: Hehe. All of them in the class makes me think of The Breakfast Club. [Then I looked at the episode title and it's called The Runway Club]
B: "I'm a boy."
B: Haha. He turned to the needle.
B: Lol. Unlucky. The Belchers only lost round one 'cause Tina knocked over the pictures.
B: "Yes, let's say yes."
B: What the fuck is this woman. Haha.
B: That's not fair! Zeke's a wrestler!
B: "You can take X, but you can't take Y!"
B: "We got screwed, but Jimmy got screwed more."
B: Lol, but Tammy has her hair band...
B: A parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" plays. This song was in The Breakfast Club.
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S5E17:
B: Gross.
B: Harry and Sally.
B: Billy and Crystal.
B: Top Gun
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S5E18:
B: I'm gonna Charleston on your face.
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S5E19:
B: Hehe. That twist.
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S5E20:
B: Haha. Meg Ryan Festival.
B: Gene says Mel Gibson and Danny Glover were tricked into reuniting for Lethal Weapon 3.
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S5E21:
B: Mr. Fischoeder is clever.
B: Hahahaha. Tina runs away after she pitted Zeke and Jimmy Pesto against each other.
B: Ha. How he sends his laundry to the main house.
B: "Goodbye kiss." "Goodbye kiss." muah muah muah muah muah
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Bob's Burgers Season 4

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S4E01:
B: "Wine helps me drink."
B: "Yeah, let's get our tubes tied!"
B: "I can see the wang. I can see the tip."
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S4E02:
B: "You don't have to be good, you just have to be fast." "Why can't all woman want that."
B: Gross! Garbage juice...
B: Throws his show in. "Now our shoes will be together."
A: This episode had its moments. Though it looked like their fort was just made of cardboard which could have easily been ripped open from the inside out, and perhaps they could have crawled under the truck. Anyways...
B: I probably liked it better today.
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S4E03:
A: Title reference is Airplane! (1980)
B: A lute.
A: References to Old Yeller (via pun).
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S4E04:
B: Wait, they came across vibrators in an earlier episode.
B: Ha, "French Hug" - that's where you feel a girl's armpits.
B: Lol. WTF. In the short time span that Tina landed before Gene and Louise, she put on a stranger's pair of underwear.
B: Why would Bob be banned?
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S4E05:
B: "Father of the Brine."
B: Lol. Just sitting on someone's porch.
B: Hehe. Everyone thinks it's Louise.
B: Hahaha. "Put your face in it."
B: The side story with the meat guy is pretty funny
B: "Oh, nevermind, cause I haven't been."
B: I remembered the culprit, but didn't remember the reason.
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S4E06:
B: "I told you, wipe front to back."
B: "...I'm gonna be like Carrie up on stage." References Carrie.
B: "Look, whatever she's paying you, I'll double it and divide it by 10."
B: What a dumb idea (everybody gets a punched eye).
B: This episode actually isn't so bad.
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S4E07:
A: Title references Stand and Deliver.
B: References "Bond, James Bond."
A, B: "It's not like we can slip meds into their milk... anymore." LOLOL [B: HAHAHA]
A: "I got a dozen over here on the shelf." (Didn't see that coming)
A: Lol, the metal shop teacher sounds like Darth Vader. "Come in."
B: Haha. The customer accepts the request to dance.
B: "You're already my favorite... eldest daughter."
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S4E08:
B: "Day after Halloween" > "Day after Thanksgiving"
B: Haha. That awkward conversation when you learn your daughter still believes in Santa.
B: "Oh, it's creamy just like Jesus."
B: The reaction by Teddy is hilarious.
A: "Dad, where do babies come from?" "You all come from my vagina."
B: Haha. "This is really good. You can't even taste the baby."
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S4E09:
B: Ha. Gene pulls on the girl's hair, but not because he wants to.
B: The strange humor of this episode.
B: Intense pillow fight.
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S4E12:
A: Parodies The Terminator.
B: Haha. "This kitchen is too shiny!" (Parodies Jurassic Park (1993))
B: I like how Tina runs with her arms straight down to her sides.
B: Hahahaha. Their discussion at the end of the brownie surprise is pretty funny.
B: But its a bit self-incriminating to write about the prank and execute it.
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S4E13:
B: Why wouldn't Tammy invite Tina? Are they not friends?
B: Hehe. At least Louise is honest, "Soft maybe."
B: "You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right."
B: "Tina, you owe me one." [Though eventually she kind of gives up.]
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S4E14:
B: Hmm, seemed like an innocent mistake but they didn't cut Bob any slack.
B: "Hey, you woke us up. What gives, Teddy? We need our sleep. We're so little."
B: "Oh go fax yourself."
A: Teddy was cool. Haha. Good episode. Well, Bob and Linda were a little crazy. Funny ending.
B: Great ending.
B: Ha, the dancing at the credits with the hair baby is pretty funny.
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S4E15:
B: Underwear
B: Regular-sized Rudy!
B: That is pretty mean that kids have to be in that empty room for four hours.
B: Ha. When she jumps off.
B: They could just walk up part of the way.
B: Hahaha. "Why are your shoes muddy?" "Because, because I'm poor. Oh I'm so poor." "And why are you in your underwear?" "Because I'm rich!"
B: Rudy's gag about his chocolate allergy was good.
A: Wine and chocolate spots.
B: The credits feature them in their spots.
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S4E16:
B: "It was just two small coincidences." "That's what I call my testicles."
A: "Oh my God, I Keyser Söze'd myself!"
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S4E17:
B: Gene traded shifts with "Antonio"
B: Why would her mom just leave her by herself in a convention full of grown men.
B: Hahaha. It has a camel toe. XD
B: "Abort abort, take your cyanide pill."
B: Haha. This guy is crazy.
B: Hehe. His pronunciation of "tattoo."
B: "Tina, play with the doll." Haha. The things you do for your kids.
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S4E18:
B: Hehe. Her left eye twitches. Her right also twitches when she turns her head, but it's only the left when she looks straight.
B: "Why couldn't that whale poop three equally sized poops like I do."
B: "I don't know, I kind of miss twitch-faced Louise."
B: I like how the writers subtly slip in this fact: "Who poked out his brother's eye?"
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S4E19:
B: Lol. They brush right before coming. Hmm. At least it seems Gene doesn't brush. Apparently Tina keeps her teeth pretty clean.
B: He waited 8 minutes instead of the full 10. Lol.
B: Ha, she's thought it through. [Two years ago as a seven-year old!]
B: Haha. Linda's maniacal laughter.
B: "Parenting books. There are parenting books?"
B: Lol. Great way to go to sleep.
B: Ha. Kicks the blender. Everybody has to start over.
B: "Why are any of us here?"
B: Oh, I didn't remember that it was Gale's idea.
A: Great dentist visit.
B: Hahaha. "You did it Louise. And it didn't... inconvenience... anyone at all."
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S4E20:
B: Ha. The cheer adviser is interesting.
B: That was actually quite clever, Bob asked who cheers for the cheerleaders when they compete
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S4E21:
B: Oh Linda...
B: Oh, I forgot there was a musical portion.
B: Haha. "...cause you're wishy washy!"
B: "Woo. My pants are moist, but not wet. Oh, that part's wet."
B: The credits are a bit like the opening of a James Bond film.
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S4E22:
B: "Hey what are you looking at, my boobs are up here."
B: "Oh, that's Mr. Fischoeder's butt."
B: Another number.
B: Ha! In the credits, Gene was eating shrimp and Tina ran off. And I wondered, what is she doing? She eventually comes back with the lock off in one hand and the key in the other.
A: Finished the last episode.
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Bob's Burgers Season 3

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S3E01:
B:
Tom Bush: Uh, what's your name?
Mudflap: Mudflap.
T: Oh, Mudflap, uh that was my grandmother's name.
M: Really?
T: No, no. You're named after a dirty part of a truck.
A: This was as intelligent as some of the other episodes. But good on the ears.
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S3E02:
B: "I got 42 maybe's Bob, who can plan for that?"
B: Edward Scissorhands.
B: Hahaha, she throws the phone up and instead of making it into the car it misses and breaks.
B: Ha, they don't share any of their full bars with Gene.
A: This, however, was an interesting episode.
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S3E03:
A: "I don't get it!"
Bb: They joke about it, but also sort of admit it: Linda has a drinking problem
Bb: "I may have some idea of *exactly* where it is."
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S3E04:
A: Ha. Titanic drawing scene. Titanic drawing scene. Titanic sinking. Titanic drawing scene.
B: References The Shining: Room 308
A: This episode was weird.
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S3E05:
A: Is that a Totoro reference?
B: Yeah, I'm pretty sure its a My Neighbor Totoro reference.
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S3E06:
Aa: Jaws?
Aa, B: Free Willy reference, with a shark.
Aa: Now Jaws?
Aa, B: Teddy does the fake chalk scratch. I think that was in Jaws. [20191121: Yep]
Ab: Rewatched this from beginning to end.
B: Louise holds up the fake shark fin and asks, "Who wants soup!?!"
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S3E07:
B: Lol. The only car in the restaurant.
B: Haha. Bob screams, Tina screams, Linda screams, Louise happily runs in screaming, and Gene runs in with his keyboard.
A: What a twist.
B: "Scare him, how?" "Boo!"
B: Hahaha: "Watch me break this plate and a window!"
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S3E08:
Bb: Lol, fruit and vegetable skins.
Bb: "Oh, yeah? When are you gonna tell Mom how you really feel?"
Bb: Gene makes the moan that Tina usually makes!
Bb: Hahaha, "Gene, I'm so sorry."
A: This episode was meh.
Bb: I guess the episode wasn't so bad.
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S3E09:
B: Weird plot twist.
B: "Stop you sickos!" "What?" "No not you guys."
A: What an unexpected (bad) ending. It implies he is rich and was unwilling to pay for the love of his life with his own money.
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S3E10:
B: Freaky Friday on a loop.
B: References Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
A: This episode turned out better than I expected.
B: Lol, the credits consist of Linda singing her braiding song, Linda and Louise playing laser tag, and Gene walking in butt naked like during the middle of the episode.
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S3E11:
B: Haha. Throws rat feces out from his pockets.
A: It's so surprising the way they find various ways for Bob to interact with Hugo.
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S3E12:
B: "I, uh, probably only poop once a week."
B: Disgusting, how does the poop get put in all these places.
B: Hahaha. "Tammy, watch out!" [push]
B: "Huh, I just remembered how to make paella."
A: I really like this episode. Especially cause Gene as mini-Bob was funny.
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S3E13:
B: "She's a real keeper." "She's okay." [Louise has the best lines]
B: "I'll have a seven and seven. No! Make it an eight and eight." "Make mine a double, would you. A sixteen and sixteen, thank you."
B: References Back to the Future: Tina says she's starting to disappearing.
A: Good episode, though not as good as the previous one.
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S3E14:
A: Greg Kinnear from As Good As It Gets.
A: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
A: "I can't reach." [moves closer] "Shh."
A: "If there's one thing I know is that sex sells. So we just have to find sex and sell it."
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S3E15: "O.T.: The Outside Toilet"*
*E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial [20150320: Apparently the entire episode is a parody of E.T.]
A: Ghostbusters
A: Stand by Me
A: Stand and Deliver
A, Ba: "I'm watching you" signal = "Ah, he wants to switch eyes!"
Bb: "I can make my knees smile."
Bb: Oh, I forgot how this episode ended.
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S3E16:
B: "You learn something new."
A: I like the spice rack more than the spi-ceps.
A: "...Squel Magnolias!?!" "War Horse."
A: That's the best song thus far. "Electric Love."
A: The first time (I think) where the ending credits aren't in some way taking place in the Bob's Burgers kitchen.
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S3E17:
A: Whispers to Tina "Don't end up like your father." Bob asks, "What?" Linda changers her whisper to Bob and whispers, "Don't end up like your father."
A: Linda is just so ridiculous sometimes.
A: Lol. The drama.
B: "Roses"
1,B: Jimmy Jr. climbs up the curtains like silks!
A: The credits is just the T.I.N.A. song again. (T.I.N.A. song is in essence a parody of L.O.V.E.)
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S3E18:
A: They sort of reused their spit in the pool to fill it joke. Except this time they actually did it.
1,B: Hahaha. "Oh wow, the red pairs nicely with the white."
A: "Adventurous" ("Swingers")
B: "I hate feathers!"
B: Balloon...
A: The domain is registered (http://www.womaninflatesaballoonandsitsonitandpopsit.com/) and plays a YouTube video of Linda's mother grabbing a balloon from her father, sitting on it, and popping it.
B: "Thank you, Bob!" "No problem, Al." "Oh no, I wasn't talking to you."
A: Lol. "Where are their arms and legs?"
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S3E19:
A: The set of Family Fracas is a bit like Family Feud.
B: Ha. That Dawson skit.
B: Family Feud is mentioned later.
B: What? Who takes someone else's popcorn without inviting them.
A: Oh so weird. No justice for them by the end of this episode. I guess its just what has to happen.
B: Pam's Court theme song is the end credits song.
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S3E20:
B: Haha. That's me when I get a more substantial cut.
B: Dottie Minerva's name
B: "I stole a tomato, I'm sorry!"
B: The blood splatter in the car reminded me of Pulp Fiction.
A: Lol. What an ending. Loved it. (Rock-Paper-Scissors)
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S3E21:
B: "Javier Belcher."
B: Clever. "No, Dad. I don't set where I eat." [A play on "Don't shit where you eat."]
B: "Boo Boo!"
B: "Cute? He's the reason faces were invented, you idiot!"
B: "You mean kiss?" "No, I mean snap."
B: Hahaha. That slap. Especially after all that mumbling.
B: Ha, one of the best end credit songs.
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S3E22:
B: "I never knew anyone with a boob fetish."
B: Haha. "Drop your pants..."
A: That's one of the most touching endings in the show.
B: Ha! Rudy leans in also.
B: "I've got a yum-yum, you got a penis."
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S3E23:
B: "Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As It Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir."
B: Lol. 98mph and homeruns.
B: "I told you you'd like stealing." "Eh... yeah I do."
B: "Last chance to earn my love guys." "Hahahaha." "I love that joke."
B: Rudy!
B: "Hey, this is where our dad goes for his naps."
A: This episode had some good parts and okay parts.
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Bob's Burgers Season 2

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S2E01:
B: Ha. Louise leaves a fake her, Gene leaves the garbage, and Tina leaves a sticky with her name on it.
B: "Don't tell anyone." (Las Vegas)
A: Predictable ending, but nice sentiment in the episode.
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S2E02:
A: Parody of Dog Day Afternoon
B: HA! "They'll finger anything with a pulse."
B: "No! Not my SEX.U.V."
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S2E03:
B: References Star Wars with the heavy breathing.
B: "What up my knitter?"
B: Flashdance (1983).
B: "Marco." "Wahlberg."
B: References Ghost (1990) pottery scene (Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore)
B: "Ahhhh. Anthrax! Anthrax smells like babies!"
A: References Caddyshack. (poop in the pool)
B: "Next time I do this, I'm getting an epidural."
B: "Jezebel"
A: References Star Wars with the heavy breathing
A: This episode was just alright.
A=1=20150315, B=2=20151010

S2E04:
A: Burger Boss.
B: Bob1
B: "Please stop, we're just leasing it."
B: BOBSUX.
B: "REDRUM, REDRUM." (The Shining)
B: "He had sex and we happened! Deal with it!"
B: "You know what's free? Loading."
B: "Soccer." "Church." "Desert Storm."
B: WTF. "You gotta press your wiener against the machine."
B: When Darryl says "Who's Tyler? Tyler's my bully. He can show up at any time. Stay focused!" I could hear Aziz Ansari's voice. I did not, however know that Ansari did the voice for Darryl.
B: "I'm not a nerd. I'm a video game enthusiast."
B: Jimmy Pesto holds up "BOBSUX" to the window like in "Good Will Hunting."
B: Hahaha. "I'm not 60 by the way."
A: I definitely enjoyed the arcade theme of this episode.
A: Overall I like this episode more than the last.
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S2E05:
B: Linda mentions Pretty Woman.
B: "Black Beauty to The Music Man and The Godfather."
A: Dina
B: Louise is smart, but occasionally shows that she's still a kid: "Did I win!?!"
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S2E06:
A: Linda is crazy haha. Encouraging Bob.
A: That sibling rivalry.
A: The Prince of Persuasia. A play on The Prince of Persia.
B: Haha. "Children lead to intercourse."
B: Poor Bob.
A: The ending credits with various Prince of Persuasia "tips."
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S2E07:
B: "If looks could kale."
B: Haha. Carne asada is beef.
A: Borat. "My wife."
A: Jumper cables.
A: "All aboard the burger train."
A: Reference to Reservoir Dogs (1992). Song plays when Mr. Blond tortures Marvin Nash.
B: "Mmm. Mmm. Mmm." "Great, another one of these calls. Get a girlfriend."
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S2E08:
A: Lol. A collection of Erotic television.
A: "Yes, I wear glasses, not hearing aids, Mom."
A: Lol, Bob gets into the clapping.
A: Margarita mix. No alcohol, haha.
A, B: Hahaha! "Ahh. Bathroom clowns!" [B: I didn't see it coming]
B: "It's not fun for everyone, Bob."
B: They sneak into an R rated movie called "Never Ending Gory," a play on The NeverEnding Story (1984)
B: Tina comes in a bit like the Apple commercial.
B: Ha. "Was the Jimmy Jr. in your story me?"
A: Parts of this episode were great.
B: The ending theme song has clapping (like from a CAKE show).
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S2E09:
Ba: "Fine, but move the dishes."
Ba: "Rachel Ray over here." "With bigger hips."
Ba, Bb: "Last one in the pool is Tina!"
Bb:
Bob: Get me habanero peppers!
Louis: I'll call my guy. Ring, ring.
B: Let me talk to him.
L: That's a fake phone.
B: I don't care. What's your name? I don't speak Spanish.
L: I do. Hola, combre se hombre, habanero pepper.
A=1=20150316, Ba=2a=20151011, Bb=2b=20160403

Bob's Burgers Season 1

[Part of TV Series: Bob's Burgers]

S1E01:
A: This show is so hilarious.
B: Oh, I guess she's not autistic (her dad assures)
A: References Rain Man. "How many toothpicks on the ground?" "300" "3"
A: References Sweeney Todd.
A: 4%. Ha.
A: Haha. "I'd try it."
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S1E02:
B: "It's like a bunch of Chewbaccas."
B: References The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. "Do you see a Lion, a Witch, or a Wardrobe?"
B: "The girls of Coyote Ugly." Coyote Ugly.
A: Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost?
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S1E03:
A: It's his kids against him.
A: "Dial 'M' for Murder"
A: Mission A-Corn-Plished
A: Like sands through the hourglass...
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S1E04:
A: Capoeira episode.
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S1E05:
A: The robbery.
A: Cute ending. "Tina, take a bow girl!"
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S1E06:
A: Jimmy Jr.
A: "I was only on that one site for like two seconds!"
A=1=20150308, B=2=20150415(?)

S1E07:
B: Louise's room was formerly a walk-in closet.
B: Oh, it's the light-up animal! Teddy says it freaks him out a bit (it shows up dominantly in the episode where Bob stays in the walls)
B: "This is where I thrash." "Yeah, I'll stand, thank you very much." (She actually just stands there)
B: "You're crazy, Linda."
A: This BnB episode wasn't so interesting, but it helps develop the mom and Louise as characters
A=1=20150310, B=2=20150806

S1E08:
A: "You smell like ointment and pee!"
B: "Reflections."
B: Tina painted her dentist (Bob points this out later)
A: Ha. She's like a modern-day Wednesday. (Louise cutting Gene's ear off)
B: I wonder what percentage of episodes have Mort and Teddy eating at Bob's Burgers.
B: Ha. 28-year-old albino friend.
A: References Winnie The Pooh (Heffalumps and Woozles)
B: Introduction of so many characters: Gale, two old people, Andy and Ollie, and the two cops
B: "Cut me open and crawl inside me." (possibly a reference to Star Wars)
A=1=20150311, B=2=20150806

S1E09:
A: Banjo, play on Rango?
B: "People Are Strange" by The Doors plays.
B: "The menstruation station?"
B: "I warned you skank!"
B: Tina holds up the other end of the spaghetti, but Jimmy Jr. doesn't take it.
B: "Hey Colleen, why don't you put these balls in your face?"
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S1E10:
B: "He is one white cat away from being a super villain."
B: The lunch lull at Ab: 30. Ha.
A: References West Side Story
B: "And you said I was crazy for carrying this around."
B: Braveheart
B: Meatsiah
B: "We can put on some Boyz II Men and I can slow dance."
B: The rumble has a drum beat like West Side Story. At least I think.
B: He asks, "Do you cry easily?" [Mort and Teddy nod yes.]
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S1E11:
B: "And now... I will get this guy out."
B: The bus from Speed.
B: Ha, he only sees the movie after finishing the model.
B: "And stay away from the computer! Not because of porn..."
B: Haha. "...It doesn't come from here, it comes from here." "My boob?" "[sighs] Yes, Tina, your boob." [...]
B: Crazy kids.
B: Robot wieners.
A, B: "Eh, just put some bleach on it." [B: Technically they could file a suit for the losses incurred due to Hugo closing their restaurant down for an entire weekend, but its just a cartoon]
B: Oh, I didn't remember that. Apparently he only fell in because the officer shot him. It's the officer's fault.
B: Ha. Ron sings the Wingman song.
B: Ha. Hugo has a small "badge", which Gretchen didn't mind, but apparently he didn't know how to use it.
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S1E12:
B: Linda mentions Carrie.
B: "I rub my genitals on the couch!"
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S1E13:
B: "Order up."
B: Haha. Gene didn't remember the name of the restaurant.
B: "You're my favorite. Don't tell Angel..."
B: Haha. "Is it me? Is it abortions?"
B: Kharma.
A: Lol. that ending.
A: "Angel, but don't tell Phenom."
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