BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Rayne, a dhampir (half human and half vampire), is out to stop a plot by a Doctor Mangler to make Hitler immortal.

Rayne (Natassia Malthe) hides weapons on the roof.

This movie is as bad as its rated. One reason I don't like it is because the acting was bad. Another reason I don't like it is because it didn't have as much action as I expected a vampire, action film to have. In fact, perhaps the only reason to watch the film is for the sexuality and nudity.

Commandant Ekart Brand (Michael Paré) prepares to bite.

Out of all the nudity, there are two main scenes: the first shows Rayne (Natassia Malthe) having lesbian sex and the second scene shows Rayne having sex with the resistance leader, Nathaniel Gergor (Brendan Fletcher). Oh, and by the way, the first is with a prostitute in a brothel, the second is in the back of a Nazi truck, and neither are crucial to the plot of the film. With that being said, those scenes are among the best scenes in the film.

Rayne gets a massage... at a bordello.

Overall, I would not recommend this film to anyone looking for a solid action movie. If, however, you're looking for cleavage, topless woman, or unwarranted sex scenes, then look no further!

*Upon writing this post I learned that director Uwe Boll has a knack for making horrible movies and concurrently filmed a parody of BloodRayne: The Third Reich titled Blubberella (2011) with the same cast and crew (replacing Natassia Malthe as Rayne with Lindsay Hillister as Blubberella).

Rayne (left) and Nathaniel (Brendan Fletcher) (right).

Instant Comments:
This line, among many, is read so poorly: "You wont get anything else from him if he's dead."
Ha. Rock smash. "Motherfucker!"
What? What kind of ending is that?

Rayne and Nathaniel kissing... in the back of a Nazi truck... and more.

Watched 20131031 (Netflix, Instant) (Streaming until 20131101). 79 min.
BloodRayne: The Third Reich (2011) Uwe Boll. 79 min

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