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I came in with low expectations, but the majority of the story was decent. I think the only part that didn't sit well with me was how powerful Quintessa seemed, but she was doing something at the end which was questionably the opposite of being powerful. I suppose as an aside, is an uncertaintly between the relationship between Merlin and the staff (what exactly does the staff do and why not just destroy it).
Overall, I think 3.8 out of 5 is reasonable for this movie.
[20251218]
Instant Comments:
haha. just drink and money
damn its all the fault of the kids
didn't take this talisman
oh wow. this talisman has legs
some crazy trick? Bee separates into pieces
various characters from the first three movies
wait. why is he a fugitive? I guess mainly because he's trying to save the Autobots?
haha. it's a female voice so he just pulled it out. brutal. but that's funny cause I
hmm. the movie really knows how to rattle my feelings. like I don't exactly get the mission. I thought the Decepticons were supposed to be hunting Yaeger. So the fact that the TRF got hit by the Dinobots... well... that seems like premature engagement that shouldn't have happened. and yet he takes it out on Lennox
crazy kid; doesn't match out smart they made her seem
what. they needed to get Yaeger alive but TRF with these drones are practically gonna kill him
I see so her father is no longer in her life... and earlier he implied the car was a transformer. oh and that's why he was at her museum. she'll probably be surprised when she encounters the transformer car for the first time (flashbacks)
hahaha. French accent
oh, this old man is not her father
smile. the photo of Sam Witwicky [rewinding back and pausing, below his name it says "LADIESMAN 217" which was his Ebay account name]
the one face looked like Mark Wahlberg. Amazon has a convenient feature to just hover and see the actors. Apparently Stanley Tucci was Merlin. I didn't recognize
smile. Cogman was providing the music
hahaha. Cogman doing opera voice [rewinding, it's the reason Viviane looks around]
hmm. how lucky that there is such a descendent; must be a lot of pressure to ensure such a thing. what if say Viviane never had kids
hehe. his tone switched quickly ("now!")
whoa, very cool. "my weapon will stop the time"
hahaha. the old women think it sounds like they're having sex
hehe "you don't have to kill people"
smile "snuggle with Agnes"
"Move bitch get out of my way"
I don't get it, I think this is the second time Bee has talked using his new voice. But I thought he ripped it out
what I dislike is moments involving the military. the story becomes unclear
I think it's because when the sub transforms (which maybe they don't know it's a transformer? I thought they did earlier. oh wait maybe taht was the military taht knew) that they are in the head of the transformer but still encased? that'd be my guess
hehe. the talisman slithering around and humorously down towards his groin as she's speaking to him
huh. the sub wasn't a transformer?
huh. actually this girl seems familiar [oh she is one of the three future Spider-Women in Madame Web]
this story doesn't make sense. Why would they fire on the transformer waking up. What threat is it causing
oic. okay. Lennox wants the staff.
hmm. what was going through Cade's mind to have her give it to him. I guess he evaluated that Prime could kill them
but still Lennox's role is confusing and even more confusing is the other guy, Santos; like there's a impending doom and they want to collect the staff for no purpose other than to collect the staff?
uh. okay. now that Megatron is here. where are the TRF? come on. This is lame
well I feel it wasn't Optimus's fault. because Quintessa corrputed him
hmm. why would it be that only a descendent of Merlin could wield the staff. (Quintessa drives the staff into the something)
hehe. "you're small and you're ugly, no one will see you coming"
hehe. "squeak you"
the dragon with Optimus arrive, but on that note, I thought the point of the staff was to command the knights
where is Quintessa during this. thre's not gonna be some epic battle between Quintessa and Optimus / Autobots?
Optimus rolls out rather clean, well except with some dust on him
Watched 20251216 (Netflix, Instant)
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Michael Bay. 154 min
Relevant Links:
Transformers: The Last Knight (IMDb.com)
Transformers: The Last Knight (RottenTomatoes.com)
Transformers: The Last Knight (Wikipedia.org)
I came in with low expectations, but the majority of the story was decent. I think the only part that didn't sit well with me was how powerful Quintessa seemed, but she was doing something at the end which was questionably the opposite of being powerful. I suppose as an aside, is an uncertaintly between the relationship between Merlin and the staff (what exactly does the staff do and why not just destroy it).
Overall, I think 3.8 out of 5 is reasonable for this movie.
[20251218]
Instant Comments:
haha. just drink and money
damn its all the fault of the kids
didn't take this talisman
oh wow. this talisman has legs
some crazy trick? Bee separates into pieces
various characters from the first three movies
wait. why is he a fugitive? I guess mainly because he's trying to save the Autobots?
haha. it's a female voice so he just pulled it out. brutal. but that's funny cause I
hmm. the movie really knows how to rattle my feelings. like I don't exactly get the mission. I thought the Decepticons were supposed to be hunting Yaeger. So the fact that the TRF got hit by the Dinobots... well... that seems like premature engagement that shouldn't have happened. and yet he takes it out on Lennox
crazy kid; doesn't match out smart they made her seem
what. they needed to get Yaeger alive but TRF with these drones are practically gonna kill him
I see so her father is no longer in her life... and earlier he implied the car was a transformer. oh and that's why he was at her museum. she'll probably be surprised when she encounters the transformer car for the first time (flashbacks)
hahaha. French accent
oh, this old man is not her father
smile. the photo of Sam Witwicky [rewinding back and pausing, below his name it says "LADIESMAN 217" which was his Ebay account name]
the one face looked like Mark Wahlberg. Amazon has a convenient feature to just hover and see the actors. Apparently Stanley Tucci was Merlin. I didn't recognize
smile. Cogman was providing the music
hahaha. Cogman doing opera voice [rewinding, it's the reason Viviane looks around]
hmm. how lucky that there is such a descendent; must be a lot of pressure to ensure such a thing. what if say Viviane never had kids
hehe. his tone switched quickly ("now!")
whoa, very cool. "my weapon will stop the time"
hahaha. the old women think it sounds like they're having sex
hehe "you don't have to kill people"
smile "snuggle with Agnes"
"Move bitch get out of my way"
I don't get it, I think this is the second time Bee has talked using his new voice. But I thought he ripped it out
what I dislike is moments involving the military. the story becomes unclear
I think it's because when the sub transforms (which maybe they don't know it's a transformer? I thought they did earlier. oh wait maybe taht was the military taht knew) that they are in the head of the transformer but still encased? that'd be my guess
hehe. the talisman slithering around and humorously down towards his groin as she's speaking to him
huh. the sub wasn't a transformer?
huh. actually this girl seems familiar [oh she is one of the three future Spider-Women in Madame Web]
this story doesn't make sense. Why would they fire on the transformer waking up. What threat is it causing
oic. okay. Lennox wants the staff.
hmm. what was going through Cade's mind to have her give it to him. I guess he evaluated that Prime could kill them
but still Lennox's role is confusing and even more confusing is the other guy, Santos; like there's a impending doom and they want to collect the staff for no purpose other than to collect the staff?
uh. okay. now that Megatron is here. where are the TRF? come on. This is lame
well I feel it wasn't Optimus's fault. because Quintessa corrputed him
hmm. why would it be that only a descendent of Merlin could wield the staff. (Quintessa drives the staff into the something)
hehe. "you're small and you're ugly, no one will see you coming"
hehe. "squeak you"
the dragon with Optimus arrive, but on that note, I thought the point of the staff was to command the knights
where is Quintessa during this. thre's not gonna be some epic battle between Quintessa and Optimus / Autobots?
Optimus rolls out rather clean, well except with some dust on him
Watched 20251216 (Netflix, Instant)
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) Michael Bay. 154 min
Relevant Links:
Transformers: The Last Knight (IMDb.com)
Transformers: The Last Knight (RottenTomatoes.com)
Transformers: The Last Knight (Wikipedia.org)
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