The Waterboy (1998)

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While I had low expectations for the movie, I ended up enjoying it. In fact, I had planned to just watch the movie in the background, but ended up watching the majority of it with my full attention. Technically I'd seen the movie before, but it was such a long time ago that I had no memory of it.

Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr. (Adam Sandler)

Instant Comments:
"It's clean... it's cold... now that's what I call quality H20."
Ha. Driving home.
Hahahaha. "But what momma don't know, don't hurt her." Pulls down his pants.
Lol. What an asshole. It's not like they've been winning anyways.

Helen 'Mama' Boucher (Kathy Bates)

Ha. That actually sounded like something. "We live to play another day."
Ha. His lawnmower got an upgrade.
Hahaha. "Gentlemen, that brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack."
Why don't they put double coverage on Bobby?
"Gatorade... Gatorade..."

Coach Klein (Henry Winkler)

"You can do it!"
Oh shit. His plays got stolen!
"Well wake her ass up, we gotta win tomorrow."
"That's high quality H20."

I wasn't sure of the rule on the play vs. clock. A stack exchange answer had this to say: "Yes, in college and professional football, the clock does not stop a play. If the clock runs down to 0 while a play is going on, the quarter is over when the play is done."
"You can do it. You can do it all night long." "I'm gonna do it."