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| Codex (Felicia Day) |
I watched Season 1 and Season 2 once before.
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20140323:
Today I watched the first season of The Guild (again).
20170527:
Today I watched the second season of The Guild. I didn't remember the start of it, but I definitely remembered the Asian stuntman (in particular, I knew he was a stuntman as soon as he was tumbling down the stairs).
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| Zaboo (Sandeep Parikh) S1E02 |
Season 1:
[Episode 1]
"There's a gnome warlock in my room, sleeping on the coach."
"I play with real people."
"Tomorrow Mommy's teaching you to use the microwave."
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| Vork (Jeff Lewis) S1E03 |
[Episode 2]
"I know the floorplan of every place you've ever lived."
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[Episode 3]
"My dad turned gay." "And her ex-boyfriend too."
"Like before I started breeding!?!"
"+5 Sexterity."
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[Episode 4]
"Your breasts are very pillowy."
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| Clara (Robin Thorsen) S1E04 |
"Argh you ready to be seated?"
"Mommanatrix."
Haha. They don't know how to talk about real life.
"That was a lie. Lied to my own webcam."
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[Episode 5]
"Yeah... that's the plot to Ugly Betty." Hahahaha.
Hahaha. "Cut the cheese."
"...a whole." "Hahaha, you said 'a-hole.'"
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| Tinkerballa "Tink" (Amy Okuda) S1E01 |
[Episode 6]
"...my wizard staff into your mana pool..."
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[Episode 7]
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[Episode 8]
WTF. Polyps.
"Help me Codex-won, you're my only hope."
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[Episode 9]
"It'd be so much easier to measure life in experience points."
"This is really good pudding."
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| Bladezz (Vincent Caso) S1E10 |
[Episode 10]
Haha. Awesome real life boss fight.
"Don't bother changing your mind, I always wanted a sewing room."
"Too bad she didn't drop any loot." "She dropped some loot for Codex." "Oh sh..."
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Season 2:
[Episode 1]
Haha. A T1 line.
And meanwhile Clara's children.
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[Episode 2]
Oops. I just dropped 8 gigs of ram down my pants.
"Don't get me wrong, you still get me hard like an old-school joystick..."
Homeless shelter and dial-up.
"Linger-ree" - Zaboo
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[Episode 3]
Non-disclosure agreements. "Even dates, hypothetically speaking."
Haha. He moves the fence back.
Codex is concerned with Zaboo living with Vork.
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[Episode 4]
Clara got out of her own sister's wedding [oh, half-sister]
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[Episode 5]
Hahahahaha. She throws up on him from after squeezing the fake eyeball.
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[Episode 6]
Clara is hilarious.
Hehe. Codex flat out told Bladezz that Tink is using him and he didn't respond.
"Zaboo, you don't touch a man's key bindings."
Ha, he did the bottle fake out. I showed my girlfriend the bottle fake out just the other day (when we were walking out of the airport). Though I didn't make it as discreet.
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[Episode 7]
Oh, I didn't realize what Zaboo was eating. He was making ramen.
Ha. Codex uses her therapist. Clever... until her therapist figured it out.
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[Episode 8]
Ha. Clara was the Matron of Honor.
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[Episode 9]
"How do you think they got the color out of it?"
Haha. Zaboo and Vork immediately go for internet poker over poker with real cards.
"Cool, give me one of these frosted broadswords." - Tink
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[Episode 10]
That's true. With less people using the open wi-fi, they will have less lag.
Haha. "I thought you were his girlfriend." "Oh, no! No. No, no, no. Just roommate. And occasional fuck buddy, of course. But mostly roommate."
Codex ends her long rant with "I hate people."
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[Episode 11]
Hahaha. "Ah, so those are abs."
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[Episode 12]
"Now I know how King Arthur felt when Lancelot caressed his wife's genitalia." - Vork
"Guess my princess is in another castle." - Zaboo
Wow. Deleting Tink's character is kind of intense. Maybe overkill. I just thought he would have transferred a lot of in-game gold.
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S3E01
[this opening with the blog style reminded me of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. It turns out, Joss Whedon credits this show as one of the inspirations for the movie (Wikipedia)] Wil Wheaton
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S3E02
Chuckle. The guy jiggling
Smile. The Gamestop Manager
Ha. She talked into the baby monitor. Which she was earlier informed is a baby monitor
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S3E03
Hehe. Wedding pictures taking up space on the computer
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S3E04
Hehe. How are the #1 with communication like that. hehe
I wonder if... Tink is like secretly sabatoging.
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S3E05
Ba: HAHAHA. "I wake up in the morning and I say, 'Where am I going to **quest** today?'"
Bb: Resumed after all the applicants
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S3E06
Hehe. Twist with this romance... and the fact that she's good at games. There seems to be the chance she joins them
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S3E07
What!?! "I just banged your mom." That sounds like not quite a diss. Just absurd
I'm curious from earlier if they would find out that guy is playing while working and messing with that guy... Fight fire with fire.
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S3E08
Is the joke that she's using big words because she's the Guild Leader?
Hehe. "Do you know my real name?"
Chuckle. "Run in a Z sweetie." "That wasn't 45 seconds"
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S3E09
Ah finally. Attacking the weakest link.
Hahaha. "Close the Iron Maiden" (sounds like he's randomly inserting phrases that his girlfriend probably tells him)
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S3E10
Haha. "I love snacking with my family. So much better than gaming."
Haha. Zaboo tries to say what Vork said to him
Hahaha. "But Clara..." "Oh okay."
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S3E11
So during this intro, Felicia Day (Codex) reminded me of someone and I couldn't put my finger on it. Googling "felicia day reminds me of" the top post revealed what I was thinking: Alyson Hannigan.
Hahahaha. "You're not crying, you're just shaking your bottom lip."
I imagine Vork will surprise the guy and respond in language
What!?! His girlfriend shot his computer! That's unfortunate
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S3E12
Hehe. That ending.
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S4Trailer
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S4E01
Hehe his ringtone for his mom.
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The Guild
Relevant Links:
The Guild Website
The Guild (IMDb.com)
The Guild (YouTube.com)
The Guild (web series) (Wikipedia.org)
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