The Room (2003)

20110617:
I'm sorry, but this was a bad movie and the terrible parts that were funny were too dispersed to be worth watching.

The only thing worth deriving from the movie is some ridiculous quotes. Without the ridiculous lines, the movie seemed like a poor attempt at being a porn movie; it is a failed attempt at a serious drama. To clarify, not knowing the film's intention, the first lines of dialogue made me think I was watching a pornographic film. There were various scenes throughout the film that resonated the pornography vibe, except with a big FAIL.

This type of bad movie isn't my cup of tea. I'd rather watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009).

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20110619 Comment:
To be clear, what I meant by "the only thing worth deriving" is "this is what I found memorable about the movie." Part of what makes the quotes great is the way they were delivered by the actors and actresses. When sharing quotes from the movie, it's fun to imitate the accents and expressions.

In any case, I'd love to hear your thoughts on my opinions and what you thought of the movie!

Quotes:
Johnny: You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

Claudette: If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.

Johnny: Hi, doggy!

Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, it's confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Claudette: I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer.

Johnny: Don't touch me mother fucker.

Johnny: I kill you, you bastard!
Mark: You couldn't kill me if you tried.
Johnny: You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

Hilarious Scenes:
J: You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

J: Hi, babe. These are for you.
L: Thanks honey. They're beautiful.
Did you get your promotion?
J: Nah.
L: You didn't get it did you?
J: That son of a bitch said I would get it within three months...
[...]
L: I still love you
J: You're the only one who does.
L: At least you have friends. I didn't get any calls today. You're right the computer business is too competitive. Do you want me to order a pizza?
J: Whatever I don't care.
L: I already ordered a pizza.
J: Haha. You think about everything. Hahaha.

Watched 20110617 (DVD)
The Room (2003) Tommy Wiseau. 99 min.

Relevant Links:
The Room (IMDb.com)
The Room (Wikipedia.org)

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