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Friday, February 28, 2014

Highlander (1986)

20140228:
Today I saw several films which were expiring on Netflix and I tried to squeeze Highlander in at the end but I couldn't finish it (my instant comments note that I was too sleepy).

Connor MacLeod / Russell Edwin Nash (Christopher Lambert)

*Duplex, Dances with Wolves, and There's No Business Like Show Business

Instant Comments:
Sean Connery!
This movie immediately shows its age: undeniably made in the 80s. [Yep, it was released in 1986.]
Oh my goodness. This first fight scene is terrible. Ridiculous choreography and terrible special effects. Hahahaha. Soooo bad.
Ha. Why is the guy doing so many back handsprings? Does it offer any advantage over walking?
Is it necessary to grunt and make noise while reaching for your sword?
Oh, I forgot to mention the sound effects are terrible.

Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery)

"Wise up, smart ass."
This is just ridiculous. Lol.
"I know his name."
The spinning sword trick was pretty cool, but I find it unbelievable that a sword whose blade is composed of two separately attached blades would actually be viable.
"There can only be one."
Oh man, this movie is so cheesy.
My goodness. They've gone mad.
Sean Connery comes in 38 minutes into the film.

Victor Kruger / The Kurgan (Clancy Brown)

"I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian."
"You can't drown you fool, you're immortal."
What's Juan's incentive to teach O'Connor?
Juan wields Masamune!
The Kurgan
I see, so Juan gave Kurgan the scar on his neck.
I'm only halfway through the movie, but I'm also sleepy. Darn it.

Watched first half 20140301 (Netflix, Instant) (Streaming until 20140301)
Highlander (1986) Russell Mulcahy. 116 min

MacLeod and Brenda J. Wyatt (Roxanne Hart)

Relevant Links:
Highlander (IMDb.com)
Highlander (RottenTomatoes.com)
Highlander (film) (Wikipedia.org)

There's No Business Like Show Business (1954)

Watched 20140228 (Netflix, Instant)
There's No Business Like Show Business (1954) Walter Lang. 117 min

Molly Donahue (Ethel Merman)
The Five Donahues.
Relevant Links:
There's No Business Like Show Business (IMDb.com)
There's No Business Like Show Business (film) (Wikipedia.org)

Tim Donahue (Donald O'Connor) and Vicky.
20140228: [20151017]
While I've forgotten most of the movie's plot by now (20151017), I grew up watching various (film/film-adapted) musicals and so musicals have continued to interest me over the years.

Katy Donahue (Mitzi Gaynor)
From what I remember, There's No Business Like Show Business (1954) was had fun musical numbers and a bit of light drama and romance to stir up the plot and move the story along.

Victoria Hoffman (Marilyn Monroe)
Instant Comments:
Oh, it's Donald O'Connor from Singin' in the Rain (1952). I love that movie.
Haha. More from the diaphragm.

Molly, Terence (Dan Dailey) and Katy Donahue.
Hahahaha. "After."
Hehe. (two glasses)

Steve (Johnnie Ray), Molly, and Terence Donahue.
"There's No Business Like Show Business" is the final number.
Hehe. That's a performer: she stops, recomposes, and continues.

"Alexander's Ragtime Band" is thrown into the middle of the bit.

Duplex (2003)

Seen once before (DVD).
Watched 20140228 (Netflix, Instant, HD) (Streaming until 20140301)
Duplex (2003) Danny DeVito. 89 min

Nancy Kendricks (Drew Barrymore) and Alex Rose (Ben Stiller)
Relevant Links:
Duplex (IMDb.com)
Duplex (film) (Wikipedia.org)
Duplex (Our House) (RottenTomatoes.com)

20140228:
Prior to watching today, I only remembered the film's premise; I had absolutely no idea about the movie's plot and equally no idea how the movie ends.

Mrs. Connelly (Eileen Essell)
This movie was hard for me to watch, at least up until the 1 hour 7 minute mark. Prior to that, I just cringed at the fact that the realtor, old woman, and cop are obviously in cahoots with one another. Then to top it off, the movie screws over the protagonists just until the very end, slapping on a happy ending for them. Everybody wins right? Not quite.


I think the movie would have been better if it were a third as long as it was (taking about 10 minutes exposition, 10 minutes development, and then 10 minutes resolution), or if it had resulted in the protagonists busting the old lady.

Overall, I would not recommend this comedy, but Ben Stiller and Drew Barrymore have starred in great comedies and I would recommend you watch Zoolander (2001) starring Ben Stiller and/or 50 First Dates starring Drew Barrymore.


Instant Comments:
Is that Danny DeVito's voice narrating? [Probably, he's the director] [20140330: Yes]
"Its almost... true good to be true."
Oh my god, so wicked. (::clap clap::)
Housewarming gifts.
Ha! "I got an award for this one."

Dr. Kang asks, "You feel that?" 
"I sprayed it with Lysol."
Lol. "You threw her down the stairs?" "No, but I imagined it."
Hahaha. "You feel that?"
1 hour 7 minutes into the movie.
Haha. They were hoping it would cost only half a K to kill the old woman ($500).

Monday, February 24, 2014

Meet Bill (2007)

Watched 20140225 (Netflix, Instant, HD) (Streaming until 20140301)
Meet Bill (2007) Bernie Goldmann, Melisa Wallack. 93 min

Bill (Aaron Eckhart)
Relevant Links:
Meet Bill (IMDb.com)
Meet Bill (Wikipedia.org)
Meet Bill (RottenTomatoes.com)

20140225:
I mostly enjoyed this movie simply because I was interested in watching the protagonist undergo a change of character.

Laura (Marisa Coughlan)
On a related note, the movie because it had a positive impact on me, similar to the impact which comedy film Tenure (2009) had on me several months ago.

Explicitly, both movies happened to address various personal thoughts and questions I had regarding where I would be in the upcoming months.

Bill eavesdrops on his wife Jess (Elizabeth Banks)
With that being said, both movies are subpar comedies. While the overarching story is solid and inspirational, Meet Bill sometimes feels loosely woven together and perhaps could have been fine-tuned for a narrative centered more on the Bill (Aaron Eckhart).

Instant Comments:
Oh snaps. "Bill, I need five copies of this, ok?"

Jim Whittman (Jason Sudeikis) and Jane Whittman (Kristen Wig).
I haven't seen Jessica Alba in a while. That scene...
Hehe. "Get the duck."
Ha. "Why aren't you into blowjobs?"
Haha, omg. "He doesn't look that sick to me."

The Kid (Logan Lerman)
"It's the 'Deranged Fan'!"
Ha. Who's mentoring who here. Lol.
Oh, I get it. He doesn't approve of killing animals, so intentionally missed, but he can shoot just fine.
Haha. "Hey! Apologize! Apologize!" "Sorry!"

Bill decides to shave his chest hair.
HA! "Let me tell you something, life is discriminatory. Deal with it!"
"Gross." "Oh come on, you have a great ass." Ha.
Man, this kid has got moves. He really embraces his confidence.
Haha. The sucking of the frosting.


Lucy (Jessica Alba)
Ha! "Don't cuss at me."
Hahahaha. (they get high)
Ha. "It's 10:30." [...] "No."
Oh my, this ending (starting around the 1 hour 15 minute mark)


Other Comments:
Logan Lerman has a familiar face, but I haven't seen any of his other movies.
Marisa Coughlan was the female love interest in Super Troopers (2002).

The Core (2003)

Released 20030328.
Watched 2003#### Theaters.
Watched 20140225 (Netflix, Instant) (Streaming until 20140301)
The Core (2003) Jon Amiel. 135 min

Dr. Josh Keyes (Aaron Eckhart)
Relevant Links:
The Core (IMDb.com)
The Core (Wikipedia.org)
The Core (RottenTomatoes.com)

20140225:
I remember seeing this movie at Triangle Square way back when it was released. Specifically I remember going to see it with my friend Arya, and his American hosts. I vaguely remember the theaters being quite empty, but that it was the first day of the movie's release.

Cmdr. Robert Iverson (Bruce Greenwood)
In any case, I really don't remember any of the details, just a brief memory of the ending. In particular, I didn't even know Aaron Eckhart was the protagonist. Coincidentally, the last movie I saw, Meet Bill (2007), also had Aaron Eckhart in the lead role.

Overall, this movie had a couple exciting moments and the plot is pretty good as far as science fiction goes, but I guess it felt quite cheesy and the ending was anti-climatic.

Instant Comments:
"They all had pacemakers."

Josh and Maj. Rebecca Childs (Hilary Swank)
Lol, they call in two experts to simply confirm that the pacemakers being set off within a small time frame was not set off by a man-made weapon.
Why would you stand next to the glass?
The bird scene looked kind of silly.
Ha. That one worker.
What's the last movie that Hilary Swank has made? It seems she's still making movies, but none that I've heard of.

Dr. Conrad Zimsky (Stanley Tucci)
I love Stanley Tucci! I thought the first movie I ever saw him in was Shall We Dance (2004), but this movie came out in 2003. Note that Maid in Manhattan was released in 2002, but I don' think I saw that until some years later on DVD.
Ha. That's the only reason he asked for a can of aerosol? Useless demonstration.
Ha, I remember this guy. "Rat."
"I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried."
Haha. Free long distance.

Rebecca puts in extra time in the flight simulator.
Haha. The one member laughing in the back "It's a disaster."
"You're not really a leader until you've lost."
Fontana della Barcaccia!
Colosseum!
Damn, that static discharge. For reals?
Virgil the poet.
"Say it with me... 'I don't know.'"

Serge (Tcheky Karyo) and Josh.
Wow. That's some pretty good science fiction. ("It's nothing.")
Hehe. Suits that look like cloth withstanding the pressure.
Hehe. I was gonna say, why isn't the lava coming in from where they came. I thought it just sealed up on its own.
"Oh my god. they're diamonds."
Haha. Stanley Tucci's rant was awesome.
Lol, if it was really that hot, I feel like they'd have already burned up inside the car.

Theodore Donald 'Rat' Finch (DJ Qualls)
"Your torque is r plus f, but you have to integrate volume..." Ha.
Ha. Accurate to the inch and to the millisecond and outrun it. Yeah... sucks to be them.
That's certainly one way to draw straws.
Ha. "Your kung fu is not strong."
Lol. What a flip of events.
Hehe. It burns his hands, but it also weighs against his legs to less of an effect.

Zimsky, Dr. Ed 'Braz' Brazzleton (Delroy Lindo), and Josh draw sticks.
Hehe. Maybe what he means is, "We don't have enough energy to get back, let's have a quickie."
I wonder if the brain perceives pain fast enough to feel anything at that distance from the blast. A Google search showed that it probably wouldn't, because the rate of the blast is much faster than the rate at which nerves transmit signals.
"Give me a minute on this one." I know the answer! Foreshadowing.


Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The Dictator (2012)

20140219:
Overall, this movie was pretty funny. I originally thought it would be something like Borat, but the movie doesn't pull any of that trickery.

Instant Comments:
Kill him.
Haha. Breasts. (Motorcycle)
The milking.
The sign names are clever.
Helicopter conversation.
The hand.
Fists up the wrong hole.
Handhold in the vagina.
Where is the trash can?

Watched 20140219 (Netflix, Instant, HD)
The Dictator (2012) Larry Charles. 83 min

Aladeen (Sacha Braon Choen)

Relevant Links:
The Dictator (IMDb.com)
The Dictator (Wikipedia.org)
The Dictator (RottenTomatoes.com)

Friday, February 14, 2014

Robin Hood (1973)

Robin Hood - A Fox
Prince John - A Lion
20140214:
While The Lion King (1994), Aladdin (1992), and Beauty and the Beast (1991) sit at the top of my favorite (classic) Disney movies, I find the songs in Robin Hood are almost as memorable.

Maid Marian - A Vixen (voiced by Monica Evans)
and Skippy - A Rabbit
In particular, I find I have a tendency to sing "Not in Nottingham" over any other Disney song. Though this may in part be due to the song's simplicity. If you've already heard the song before, then I would also recommend you listen to a cover of the song by folk rock band Mumford & Sons.

Sir Hiss - A Snake

Overall, if you enjoy older Disney movies, then you will probably enjoy Robin Hood. In fact, if you're a fan of The Jungle Book (1967) or The Aristocats (1970), then you should surely watch Robin Hood - look for the similarities.

[20140328]

Robin Hood and Little John - A Bear
Instant Comments:
1: "One more hiss out of you and you're walking to Nottingham." "Snakes don't walk, they slither. So there."
1: "Oh he's so handsome... just like his reward posters."
1: "Not much like Mr. Robin Hood."
1: "Shh. Mind your manners." "Yeah, mind your matters."

Sis, Tagalong, and Toby

2a: Paused after their escape. The love song is beginning. 2b: Resume. 35 minutes remaining. 1: This dance and song number is reminiscent of the dance and song number in The Aristocats (1970). [20140328: Apparently this was not a coincidence. See "First Remark" below][]
1: "Oh you got it all wrong Hiss!"
1,2: I love this song: "Not in Nottingham"

Sheriff of Nottingham - A Wolf

1: Haha. During the scene where Robin and Little John look to break out Friar Tuck, they sneak around and the music that plays is basically the same as that used in The Aristocats (1970) scene where Edgar sneaks around to retrieve his things. [20140328: Apparently this was not a coincidence. See "First Remark."]
1=20140214, 2a=20211113, 2b=20211114

Maid Marian and Robin Hood

First Remark: The Wikipedia article had this to say regarding "reuse of footage, sound, and voice actors": "As the film was allotted a small budget, the artists referenced footage from previous animated features. A dance sequence in the film was traced from sequences originally produced for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, The Jungle Book, and The Aristocats."

Lady Kluck - A Chicken
Second Remark: Monica Evans and Carole Shelley appeared together in The Odd Couple (1968) and respectively voiced Abigail and Amelia in The Aristocats (1970) before respectively voicing Maid Marian and Lady Cluck in Robin Hood. Phil Harris, the voice of Little John, had previously voiced Baloo in The Jungle Book (1967) and O'Malley in The Aristocats.

Allan-a-Dale - The Rooster

Second Remark continued: Pat Buttram, the voice of the Sheriff of Nottingham, had previously voiced Napoleon in The Aristocats, and subsequently voiced Luke in The Rescuers (1977) and Chief in The Fox and the Hound (1981). The following are other voice actors in Robin Hood which have voiced at least one other Disney character: George Lindsey, Candy Candido, John Fiedler, Barbara Luddy, and J. Pat O' Malley.
Watched several times before.
Watched 20140214 (Netflix, Instant)
Watched first half 20211113, second half 20211114 (Disney+)
Robin Hood (1973) Wolfgang Reitherman.

Relevant Links:
Robin Hood (IMDb.com)
Robin Hood (1973 film) (Wikipedia.org)
Robin Hood (RottenTomatoes.com)

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Brother Bear (2003)

20140213:
Yay! Brother Bear is now available on Netflix. This made me happy, because I had yet to see the film.

Tanana (voiced by Joan Copeland) hushes Kenai (voiced by Joaquin Phoenix)

With a good, solid story, Brother Bear is one of those Disney movies where there is a focus on the protagonist's character as it changes from being (roughly) selfish to (roughly) self-sacrificing. Other movies would include Hercules (1997), The Lion King (1994), and Pinocchio (1940).

In addition, Brother Bear carries a heavier tone throughout the movie than most other Disney movies I've seen. On the other hand, it isn't a dark movie like The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996).

Koda (voiced by Jeremy Suarez) and Kenai

In particular, the movie has one of the saddest Disney songs I have ever heard: "No Way Out (Theme from Brother Bear)" - Phil Collins. However, the song is not sad the entire way through and ends on a happy, positive note. A copy of the lyrics is included at the bottom of the post.

Overall, I don't find the movie as memorable as some other Disney films, and yet I could say I enjoyed watching it. If you either liked Disney's Hercules (1997) or Phil Collin's music in Disney's Tarzan (1999), then I easily suggest you watch Brother Bear.

Of course, you should still consider watching Brother Bear regardless, because it can be quite magical and heartwarming.

Rutt and Tuke (voiced by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, respectively)

[20140328]

Instant Comments:
"Never... try to milk a caribou."
"Your totem is... love!" (the bear of love)
"Who wants to trade?" "There is no trading!"
Hehe. There's a couple of left-handed people on the wall.
So far, the movie is quite intense and doesn't seem like little kids would enjoy it. It is, however, magical.

Enjoying the wind.

Ha. The moose are Canadian.
Hahaha. "Well you think of it yet." [Kinai is stuck in the trap] "Well, no, but its driving me nuts, eh."
Haha. "Just want to do dog facing forward." (yoga position)
Aw, I'd hate to hear the end of the kid's story. We'll see. [It gets told at the one hour mark.]
Haha. "Then I'll sing!" That's a cute and natural segue into a Disney song.
Also, yay for Phil Collins!

A silly pair of ram.

"So you don't think he'll follow those?" Haha. Solid bear tracks.
"If its white, it's alright. If it's yellow or green, it's not clean!"
Hahaha. Their "I spy" game is funny.
"Those monsters are real scary... Especially with those sticks."
Ha. Arguing with their echoes.
Haha. The seagulls.

Running from danger.

Oh. Disneyland includes the song "Welcome" in the Disneyland parades, but I just thought it was an original song. It turns out that the song comes from this movie.
Welcome to our family time.
Welcome to our happy to be time.
This is the festival,
ya know the best of all,
we're here to share it all.

Kenai's brother Denahi, with hatred in his heart, chases after Kenai.

Hahaha. "Quit telling everyone I'm dead!" "Sometimes I can still hear his voice."
"Get a cave!"
Huh. I would say "No Way Out" must be one of the few (really) sad Disney songs out there. The only other one I can think of at the moment are "One Jump Ahead (Reprise)" from Aladdin [Prior to thinking of "One Jump Ahead (Reprise)" I considered "Let It Go" from Frozen, but that's quite upbeat and arguably a happy song.]
Oh, but speaking of Frozen, the song "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" is pretty sad.

Kenai panics and screams when he finds himself among a
group of bears (forgetting that he himself is a bear)

Doing a Google search, I came up with the following sad songs found in films by Walt Disney Animation Studios.
Sad Disney Songs:
Tier I (almost always listed): "When She Loved Me" (Toy Story 2), "Baby Mine" (Dumbo), "Goodbye May Seem Forever" (The Fox and the Hound), "No Way Out" (Brother Bear)
Tier II (often listed): "God Help the Outcasts" (The Hunchback of Notre Dame), "Someone's Waiting for You" (The Rescuers)
Tier III (sometimes listed): "Reflection" (Mulan), "Will the Sun Ever Shine Again?" (Home on the Range), "If I Never Knew You" (Pocahontas), "One Jump Ahead (Reprise)" (Aladdin)
Tier IV (occasionally listed): "The Ellie Badge" (UP), "I Will Go Sailing No More" (Toy Story), "Out There" (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Tier V (honorable mention): "Aloha 'Oe" (Lilo & Stitch), "Not in Nottingham" (Robin Hood), "Almost There (Reprise)" (Princess & The Frog)


Credits:
Hahahaha. That deranged bear. So funny.
After the credits roll, we see Koda say that no fish are harmed in the making of this film. Comically, a fish starts yelling for help as another bear is chasing him back and forth across the screen. Koda then begins prompting the camera person to stop filming.

Watched 20140213 (Netflix, Instant, HD) (Theatrical Widescreen Version)*
*Note that while the movie is presented in the theatrical widescreen version, the full widescreen doesn't kick in until about twenty-four minutes into the film.
Brother Bear (2003) Aaron Blaise, Robert Walker. 85 min

Relevant Links:
Brother Bear (IMDb.com)
Brother Bear (Wikipedia.org)
Brother Bear (RottenTomatoes.com)

Lyrics to "No Way Out (Theme from Brother Bear)" - Phil Collins:
Everywhere I turn, I hurt someone
But there's nothing I can say to change the things I've done
Of all the things I hid from you, I cannot hide the shame
And I pray someone, something will come to take away the pain


There's no way out of this dark place
No hope, no future
I know I can't be free and I can't see another way
I can't face another day

Tell me where, did I go wrong
Everyone I loved, they're all gone
I'd do everything so differently but I can't turn back the time
There's no shelter from the storm inside of me

There's no way out of this dark place
No hope, no future
I know I can't be free and I can't see another way
I can't face another day

Kenai tells his side of the story to Koda.

I can't believe the words I hear
It's like an answer to a prayer
When I look around I see
This place, this time, this friend of mine

I know it's hard but you found somehow
To look into your heart and to forgive me now
You've given me the strength to see just where my journey ends
You've given me the strength to carry on

I see the path from this dark place, I see my future
Your forgiveness has set me free
Oh and I can see another way
I can face another day!


I see the path (I can see the path)
I see the future
I see the path from this dark place
I see my future

I see the path (I can see the path)
I see the future
I see the path from...