[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S14E1:
Hehe. Body
The camera focused on a person in a trenchcoat holding up a newspaper
Hehe. "It's not like violence against an archduke ever led to something bad."
Smile. Lana realizes she's turned into Malory
Hehe. "Interp0l"
Interesting end to the episode. And this episode had an intriguing/refreshing new character: Zara.
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S14E2:
Hehe. "They didn't use the good stuff either"
Haha. "The sky is for the rich you fucking bugs"
Are they all gonna end up taped? Or just all except Cyril?
Hehe Lana gets tazed
Smile. Plus $1.
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S14E3:
Half-Pint and a guy with a whip. Is that a parody of Indina Jones and Inches?
Smile. Archer wants it to be the curse because he could not perform
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S14E4:
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S14E5:
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S14E6:
Detached floating kidney
Hehe. The surgeon says there's so much wrong with Archer...
Haha. "too smooth for botox"
Hehe. Zara is actually young, because many young looking people at this place are old
"I'll drop it if I have to"
Hahaha. Krieger blows it up. "No."
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S14E7:
Hehe. Ending.
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S14E8:
1a: Hahaha. "Or gone to the dentist"
1a: Smile. "it's already on"
1a: hehe it's revealed the drones are not top of the line because he wasted the funds
1b: resume at 11 minute mark
1b: middle manager
1b: hahaha. decapitates the head
1b: hehe front, back, front.
1b: I guess the chains are likely long enough that they could have been all facing front
1b: haha. "What is happening with necks in thiss country?"
1b: smile. calendar days or business days?
1a=20240908,1b=20240909
S14E9, S14E10, S14E11:
Unfortunately the new character Zara dipped in her contribution to the final season...
Wow. That's genius. Archer and acoustics
Seems like Krieger could have engineered a body for Barry
Smile. He doesn't know how the song goes and legit panics
Smile. "I'll give him a spoonful of shit."
Smile. Archer's thong came off
I don't remember what that means "Does it still vibrate" [I looked it up and she was rebuilt as a cyborg]
Sounds like Kronk, which woudl be Patrick Warburton [he is]
funny thing is Lana read the letter otherwise...
Smile. 8 people in one car
Hahaha. Is it too late to change sides?
Heh. Cheryl shoots the ground
"I would miss you guys all so much if I didn't have clone sof all of you."
Smile. Barry
Huh. Archer and Pam... And that ends the show...
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Monday, October 29, 2012
Archer Season 13
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S13E1:
Huh. The guy brought a knife. And well... died as a result. Karma?
Hahaha. "And you're overwhelmed"
Smile. Archer explains he purposely let Lana win for an improved custody case, but she says it wouldn't matter
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S13E2:
Hahaha. "I couldn't finish. Even as a joke."
Hehe. Hippo game
Hahaha. Spider bites Ray
Lana will save Cyril.
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S13E3:
Probably AJ would take care of the criminals just fine
Juice
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S13E4:
Chuckle. "Reacquire it." "I doubt it. Have you met us?"
That entire bomb scene was quite epic
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S13E5:
Smile. The brunch hang turns out to be an intervention
Holy shit. Pam's place is amazing
Swiss pants!
Ah. In the background.
hehe. Mallory's clothes
Chuckle. "Meep"
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S13E6:
What did Archer swallow in the drink
Hahaha. "Hello, Ms. Tunt"
Smile. "I heard threesome."
"Oh shit." "I think it's pronounced SWAT"
Oh nice. She showed up to help them. I was really hoping she wasn't the one that tipped off the authorities. In which case, it was probably Fabian
Wow. Cheryl just leveled up (bombs)
Haha. She calls Klaus...
Oh right. I forgot that Archer pressed the button
Oh yeah. I was wondering earlier before this episode how this season would have them exit IAA, because I feel like that chapter should close by the end of the season.
I had to watch that again. Backdated. Huh
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S13E7:
Laughtrack played (Archer said something)
Again the laughtrack
Haha. "Stop with the sitcom sound effects."
Hahaha. 6MPH
Smile. One year for every month...
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S13E8:
Haha. 60/40
"Fuck your muffins"
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S13E1:
Huh. The guy brought a knife. And well... died as a result. Karma?
Hahaha. "And you're overwhelmed"
Smile. Archer explains he purposely let Lana win for an improved custody case, but she says it wouldn't matter
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S13E2:
Hahaha. "I couldn't finish. Even as a joke."
Hehe. Hippo game
Hahaha. Spider bites Ray
Lana will save Cyril.
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S13E3:
Probably AJ would take care of the criminals just fine
Juice
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S13E4:
Chuckle. "Reacquire it." "I doubt it. Have you met us?"
That entire bomb scene was quite epic
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S13E5:
Smile. The brunch hang turns out to be an intervention
Holy shit. Pam's place is amazing
Swiss pants!
Ah. In the background.
hehe. Mallory's clothes
Chuckle. "Meep"
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S13E6:
What did Archer swallow in the drink
Hahaha. "Hello, Ms. Tunt"
Smile. "I heard threesome."
"Oh shit." "I think it's pronounced SWAT"
Oh nice. She showed up to help them. I was really hoping she wasn't the one that tipped off the authorities. In which case, it was probably Fabian
Wow. Cheryl just leveled up (bombs)
Haha. She calls Klaus...
Oh right. I forgot that Archer pressed the button
Oh yeah. I was wondering earlier before this episode how this season would have them exit IAA, because I feel like that chapter should close by the end of the season.
I had to watch that again. Backdated. Huh
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S13E7:
Laughtrack played (Archer said something)
Again the laughtrack
Haha. "Stop with the sitcom sound effects."
Hahaha. 6MPH
Smile. One year for every month...
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S13E8:
Haha. 60/40
"Fuck your muffins"
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Archer Season 12
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S12E1:
Smile. "We should look into IAA"
"Rammed from behind"
"I'm coming. Also intentional"
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S12E2:
Smile. "If your brain were a drug I'd snort the shit out of it."
Hahaha. The hostage negogiator says he'll happily have them killed
Smile. "Screw you Miranda."
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S12E3:
Cyril says a million dollars and everyone responds positively except Cheryl who neutrally responds "Oh, that's cute."
hehe beef jerky
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S12E4:
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S12E5:
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S12E6:
Hehe. Rubbing it out.
Haha. "This one's a real page turner."
Huh. It seems this is the origin of his name Archer. For some reason I thought Sterling was his last name. [Oh. Archer is actually his last name.]
Ah! Actually I had a suspicion she was a spy from when he addressed her upon arrival of the hotel
"Smoke bomb!"
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S12E7:
Hahaha. "The soup kitchen was a sex club."
This doctor sounds like a mix of Krieger and Cyril. Or maybe just Krieger. I can't quite tell.
"Sorry pal. It's actually other Barry"
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S12E8:
Oh no. Robert sold the company which is probably owned by IAA
"In loving memory of Jessica Walter" Seeing this made me feel a little sad. I knew she had passed away, but I didn't realize it was after/during Season 12. [Apparently the voice actors recorded their lines prior to animation, so while Jessica Walter passed away while the season was still in production, her lines had already been recorded][One article I came across mentioned that the writers did rewrite the ending][On Reddit, one redditor wrote "I don't know for the majority of the season, but for the final 2 episodes, yes they used lines from previous seasons."]
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S12E1:
Smile. "We should look into IAA"
"Rammed from behind"
"I'm coming. Also intentional"
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S12E2:
Smile. "If your brain were a drug I'd snort the shit out of it."
Hahaha. The hostage negogiator says he'll happily have them killed
Smile. "Screw you Miranda."
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S12E3:
Cyril says a million dollars and everyone responds positively except Cheryl who neutrally responds "Oh, that's cute."
hehe beef jerky
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S12E4:
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S12E5:
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S12E6:
Hehe. Rubbing it out.
Haha. "This one's a real page turner."
Huh. It seems this is the origin of his name Archer. For some reason I thought Sterling was his last name. [Oh. Archer is actually his last name.]
Ah! Actually I had a suspicion she was a spy from when he addressed her upon arrival of the hotel
"Smoke bomb!"
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S12E7:
Hahaha. "The soup kitchen was a sex club."
This doctor sounds like a mix of Krieger and Cyril. Or maybe just Krieger. I can't quite tell.
"Sorry pal. It's actually other Barry"
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S12E8:
Oh no. Robert sold the company which is probably owned by IAA
"In loving memory of Jessica Walter" Seeing this made me feel a little sad. I knew she had passed away, but I didn't realize it was after/during Season 12. [Apparently the voice actors recorded their lines prior to animation, so while Jessica Walter passed away while the season was still in production, her lines had already been recorded][One article I came across mentioned that the writers did rewrite the ending][On Reddit, one redditor wrote "I don't know for the majority of the season, but for the final 2 episodes, yes they used lines from previous seasons."]
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Archer Season 11
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S11E1:
Hehe. They're all better people. But they're bound to regress
Hehe. The fridge
Archer pulls through and actually contributes a lot
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S11E2:
haha. Jesus
hehe. situation is beginning to converge on pre-coma Archer (Cheryl reverts to her old self by the end of the episode and Pam was more or less on board from the getgo)
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S11E3:
hehe. Cheryl is not allergic
I think to be fair... they are in some sense in their situation because they didn't invite him (they got locked in)
hehe. "heaven [...] that can't be right"
Hehe. Krieger reenacts the ending of Planet of the Apes ("You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!")
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S11E4:
Hehe. Spent the whole time tying up a guard
I feel that's a little suspect. A fake Barry could just pretend he was the "real" Barry (the one they were with) that uploaded himself to another Barry. after all, that was the entire point of chopping off the hand to not get fooled by a fake Barry. And yet... it's as simple as that ending
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S11E5:
Chuckle. "Should we leave?" "I'm staying."
Ah! I had a feeling in the previous episode that he kind of conveniently showed up.
smile. Cheryl calls it! (Aleister pretending)
Why did he just knock him out instead of killing him
Huh. What a twist.
Haha. Drives the blade in
Smile. Mallory is already there
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S11E6:
Why is Lana on the outside away from her husband?
Haha. Middle of a conversation
Hahahaha. "Cream inside an Or..." "Do not finish that sentence."
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S11E7:
Hehe. "It's so hard to talk to poor people."
Aww. She sipped on her juice box and had him wait. I'm pretty sure that's a reference to a habit of Archer.
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S11E8:
Is it someohow the woman next to them? But she was right next to them when this second person died
Haha. "Yeah. What kind of porn?"
Haha. "I just can't imagine being like that." "So close and yet so stupid."
Huh. They all glitched out to his space coma version of them.
Huh. He points out that perhaps they want him around so they have an excuse to be their worse selves... Lana makes a slight reaction to affirm his point.
Hehe. Helipad karma
Everything is back to normal pre-coma (e.g., Cyril fired a shot with his eyes closed)
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S11E1:
Hehe. They're all better people. But they're bound to regress
Hehe. The fridge
Archer pulls through and actually contributes a lot
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S11E2:
haha. Jesus
hehe. situation is beginning to converge on pre-coma Archer (Cheryl reverts to her old self by the end of the episode and Pam was more or less on board from the getgo)
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S11E3:
hehe. Cheryl is not allergic
I think to be fair... they are in some sense in their situation because they didn't invite him (they got locked in)
hehe. "heaven [...] that can't be right"
Hehe. Krieger reenacts the ending of Planet of the Apes ("You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!")
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S11E4:
Hehe. Spent the whole time tying up a guard
I feel that's a little suspect. A fake Barry could just pretend he was the "real" Barry (the one they were with) that uploaded himself to another Barry. after all, that was the entire point of chopping off the hand to not get fooled by a fake Barry. And yet... it's as simple as that ending
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S11E5:
Chuckle. "Should we leave?" "I'm staying."
Ah! I had a feeling in the previous episode that he kind of conveniently showed up.
smile. Cheryl calls it! (Aleister pretending)
Why did he just knock him out instead of killing him
Huh. What a twist.
Haha. Drives the blade in
Smile. Mallory is already there
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S11E6:
Why is Lana on the outside away from her husband?
Haha. Middle of a conversation
Hahahaha. "Cream inside an Or..." "Do not finish that sentence."
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S11E7:
Hehe. "It's so hard to talk to poor people."
Aww. She sipped on her juice box and had him wait. I'm pretty sure that's a reference to a habit of Archer.
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S11E8:
Is it someohow the woman next to them? But she was right next to them when this second person died
Haha. "Yeah. What kind of porn?"
Haha. "I just can't imagine being like that." "So close and yet so stupid."
Huh. They all glitched out to his space coma version of them.
Huh. He points out that perhaps they want him around so they have an excuse to be their worse selves... Lana makes a slight reaction to affirm his point.
Hehe. Helipad karma
Everything is back to normal pre-coma (e.g., Cyril fired a shot with his eyes closed)
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Archer Season 10
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
20240819:
I'm gonna try to have this season in the background with minimal notes.
S10E01:
space-themed Archer... do any of the seasons relate to each other anymore? [oh this season is still part of Archer's coma]
hehe. Carol is really good at gunning down enemy ships
hahaha. "yanking my bones" "space phrasing"
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S10E02:
robot milk like Alien?
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S10E03:
they could eat the creature or the creature's eggs?
Ray's probably eating eggs; because he seems to be animated the way Pam
do the eggs somehow compell one to eat them? as like... a way they hatch?
I wonder if those released eggs in this danger zone will somehow help them
smile. opposite of my comment. though unbeleivable... how could those eggs bombard a ship
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S10E04:
hehe in the storage
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S10E05:
hehe. the armor with the injections
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S10E06:
Hahaha. "Assuming they get her on time."
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S10E07:
hehe ravines
"death star" lower case "d" lower case "s"
"Try opening your eyes"
hehe down the garbage chute. another Star Wars poke
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S10E08:
Hehe. Archer hallucinating old crew (Lana, Pam)
hehe second reference to the scanner doing everything
hehe Catch-21
long password
space phrasing
you would think a robot would be able to easily put in a long password
they all revert
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S10E09:
1a: hehe. again with "suppressing fire" but this time it works
1a: too sleepy. will have to watch this again later.
1b: Go back to the 7:50 mark
1b: haha. "It's howmever" (in the other episode she corrected "It's whomever" but I think her correction was (as a joke of the writers) wrong but only to those who know, and here it's obviously wrong
1b: hehe this scene I was awake for (they unload the ammo)
1a, 1b: smile. his suppressing fire actually hit enemies
1b: chuckle. Mallory tells Archer that the story is mainly about them and that it's a love story (which could be like a familial love)
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20240819:
I'm gonna try to have this season in the background with minimal notes.
S10E01:
space-themed Archer... do any of the seasons relate to each other anymore? [oh this season is still part of Archer's coma]
hehe. Carol is really good at gunning down enemy ships
hahaha. "yanking my bones" "space phrasing"
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S10E02:
robot milk like Alien?
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S10E03:
they could eat the creature or the creature's eggs?
Ray's probably eating eggs; because he seems to be animated the way Pam
do the eggs somehow compell one to eat them? as like... a way they hatch?
I wonder if those released eggs in this danger zone will somehow help them
smile. opposite of my comment. though unbeleivable... how could those eggs bombard a ship
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S10E04:
hehe in the storage
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S10E05:
hehe. the armor with the injections
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S10E06:
Hahaha. "Assuming they get her on time."
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S10E07:
hehe ravines
"death star" lower case "d" lower case "s"
"Try opening your eyes"
hehe down the garbage chute. another Star Wars poke
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S10E08:
Hehe. Archer hallucinating old crew (Lana, Pam)
hehe second reference to the scanner doing everything
hehe Catch-21
long password
space phrasing
you would think a robot would be able to easily put in a long password
they all revert
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S10E09:
1a: hehe. again with "suppressing fire" but this time it works
1a: too sleepy. will have to watch this again later.
1b: Go back to the 7:50 mark
1b: haha. "It's howmever" (in the other episode she corrected "It's whomever" but I think her correction was (as a joke of the writers) wrong but only to those who know, and here it's obviously wrong
1b: hehe this scene I was awake for (they unload the ammo)
1a, 1b: smile. his suppressing fire actually hit enemies
1b: chuckle. Mallory tells Archer that the story is mainly about them and that it's a love story (which could be like a familial love)
1a=20240820, 1b=20240821
Archer Season 9
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
20230220:
Today I started and finished this season. It's been over a year since I watched the show, so I had forgotten what had happened in the previous seasons. I looked around and read some synopses to catch myself up. In short, Archer fell into a coma at the end of Season 7, and Seasons 8, 9 and 10 take place in Archer's head - each taking on a different theme. The three seasons are subtitled Dreamland, Danger Island, and 1999, respectively.
S9E01
Archer: Danger Island
"consensual buggery"
hehe the macaw is a gonna be a character (at least I noticed him during the credits and given the characteristic he's been given of talking at a proficiency well beyond a normal macaw it seems he will be)
hmm I thought this character was just pretending to be police. so apparently this is probably like another version of Archer swimming. we have Ray is the police, Cheryl is Charlotte, and Dr. Krieger is the macaw [Crackers] lol Fuchs (sounds like "fuck").
hehe the fuel pump starts working again. I had a different feeling where he knew he was going to land fine but wanted everybody out of the plane for shits and giggles.
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S9E02
the caption still refers to him as Cyril
pretty cool. and given that the snake died... it's probably a good thing he almost got killed by the snake
jesus what is the h for christ
hehe... is that her shit? she tasted her finger...
hehe spoiler chocolates
hehe 60 40.
ha. I laughed at Pam's fart in his face. I think it wasnt just the fart itself though. the entire lead up was good.
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S9E03
hehe. "I don't think that's a thing yet" Archer commenting on Pam's use of "Catch-22"
hehe. not as much as that map
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S9E04
smile. jar of coconut butter.
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S9E05
hehe. "why arent you sinking?"
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S9E06
Hehe. Still craving the oysters.
Smile. Cheryl/Charlotte was able to read the footprints
Smile. "This guy has ringworm"
Did Archer just instinctively act to save the natives?
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S9E07
Hehe. Meta comment: montage
Stuka pills. [Apparently they were a real thing; the Wikipedia article for it is D-IX - 5 mg oxycodone (Eukodal), 5 mg cocain, and 3 mg methampehtamine (Pervitin)]
Hahahaha. haha. "Do you want to snort a line off my cock?" (in German)
Hehe. "Oysters"
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S9E08
They talk about The Hobbit which they put into perspective as being released in 1937 which was a year ago
Lol. It seems they lucked out in coming with many people (to sit on six stones)
Oh, the one guy got off his pillar but the mouth is still open.
Uranium.
Delayed laughter. Cheryl simply says, "No, thank you" in reply to Cyril's "Perhaps I can help."
Smile. "We were this close to banging." "No we weren't." "This close."
The episode ends with a preview of the next setting. The cast are being woken up from cryo sleep aboard some kind of space craft.
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20230220:
Today I started and finished this season. It's been over a year since I watched the show, so I had forgotten what had happened in the previous seasons. I looked around and read some synopses to catch myself up. In short, Archer fell into a coma at the end of Season 7, and Seasons 8, 9 and 10 take place in Archer's head - each taking on a different theme. The three seasons are subtitled Dreamland, Danger Island, and 1999, respectively.
S9E01
Archer: Danger Island
"consensual buggery"
hehe the macaw is a gonna be a character (at least I noticed him during the credits and given the characteristic he's been given of talking at a proficiency well beyond a normal macaw it seems he will be)
hmm I thought this character was just pretending to be police. so apparently this is probably like another version of Archer swimming. we have Ray is the police, Cheryl is Charlotte, and Dr. Krieger is the macaw [Crackers] lol Fuchs (sounds like "fuck").
hehe the fuel pump starts working again. I had a different feeling where he knew he was going to land fine but wanted everybody out of the plane for shits and giggles.
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S9E02
the caption still refers to him as Cyril
pretty cool. and given that the snake died... it's probably a good thing he almost got killed by the snake
jesus what is the h for christ
hehe... is that her shit? she tasted her finger...
hehe spoiler chocolates
hehe 60 40.
ha. I laughed at Pam's fart in his face. I think it wasnt just the fart itself though. the entire lead up was good.
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S9E03
hehe. "I don't think that's a thing yet" Archer commenting on Pam's use of "Catch-22"
hehe. not as much as that map
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S9E04
smile. jar of coconut butter.
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S9E05
hehe. "why arent you sinking?"
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S9E06
Hehe. Still craving the oysters.
Smile. Cheryl/Charlotte was able to read the footprints
Smile. "This guy has ringworm"
Did Archer just instinctively act to save the natives?
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S9E07
Hehe. Meta comment: montage
Stuka pills. [Apparently they were a real thing; the Wikipedia article for it is D-IX - 5 mg oxycodone (Eukodal), 5 mg cocain, and 3 mg methampehtamine (Pervitin)]
Hahahaha. haha. "Do you want to snort a line off my cock?" (in German)
Hehe. "Oysters"
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S9E08
They talk about The Hobbit which they put into perspective as being released in 1937 which was a year ago
Lol. It seems they lucked out in coming with many people (to sit on six stones)
Oh, the one guy got off his pillar but the mouth is still open.
Uranium.
Delayed laughter. Cheryl simply says, "No, thank you" in reply to Cyril's "Perhaps I can help."
Smile. "We were this close to banging." "No we weren't." "This close."
The episode ends with a preview of the next setting. The cast are being woken up from cryo sleep aboard some kind of space craft.
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Archer Season 8
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
20210929:
I like how they used the ending of the last season to come up with a refreshing idea that was enjoying to watch.
S8E01
Hehe. Is this entire season going to be in his dreams?
20210926
S8E02
Non-negotiable.
She has a body prepared.
"while those assholes were taking my load
20210926
S8E03
20210927
S8E04
The voice of Gene Belcher
Wow. Krieger's story reveal is interesting
20210927
S8E05
Asking for clothes and a motorcycle. Could be a reference to Terminator.
I don't get what Lana's goal was
Wait, are all the parallels to the army stuff to suggest that dreamland is somehow real? Or is it just a form of PTSD?
20210928
S8E06
20210929 AM
S8E07
Ah. Quite a reveal.
20210929 AM
S8E08
20210929 AM
20210929:
I like how they used the ending of the last season to come up with a refreshing idea that was enjoying to watch.
S8E01
Hehe. Is this entire season going to be in his dreams?
20210926
S8E02
Non-negotiable.
She has a body prepared.
"while those assholes were taking my load
20210926
S8E03
20210927
S8E04
The voice of Gene Belcher
Wow. Krieger's story reveal is interesting
20210927
S8E05
Asking for clothes and a motorcycle. Could be a reference to Terminator.
I don't get what Lana's goal was
Wait, are all the parallels to the army stuff to suggest that dreamland is somehow real? Or is it just a form of PTSD?
20210928
S8E06
20210929 AM
S8E07
Ah. Quite a reveal.
20210929 AM
S8E08
20210929 AM
Archer Season 7
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
20170416:
I liked this season. It was a good season.
20210926:
Today I watched the first few minutes of the first episode (S7E01) and then all of the last episode (S7E10).
S7E9
1: LOL. We learn that when Pam had sex with Malory (way back when) it involved a dildo
1: LOL, Lana at the door. Lana did put them on a break. [In the next scene, Archer mentions this first]
1=20170416
S7E10
1: "That'll do pig, that'll do."
1: Ah. And we finally get to the beginning of S7E1.
A: "Do you... like it around the rim?" 1: "Goodnight, sweet prince."
1: What!?!?!
A: Huh. I did not remember that twist. My guess is second cyborg... though presumably they'd do an autopsy. So we'll just have to see how Archer survives.
1=20170416, A=20210926
20170416:
I liked this season. It was a good season.
20210926:
Today I watched the first few minutes of the first episode (S7E01) and then all of the last episode (S7E10).
S7E9
1: LOL. We learn that when Pam had sex with Malory (way back when) it involved a dildo
1: LOL, Lana at the door. Lana did put them on a break. [In the next scene, Archer mentions this first]
1=20170416
S7E10
1: "That'll do pig, that'll do."
1: Ah. And we finally get to the beginning of S7E1.
A: "Do you... like it around the rim?" 1: "Goodnight, sweet prince."
1: What!?!?!
A: Huh. I did not remember that twist. My guess is second cyborg... though presumably they'd do an autopsy. So we'll just have to see how Archer survives.
1=20170416, A=20210926
Archer Season 6
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
20170413:
I didn't like this season. The CIA guys were annoying. Season 5 was not the best season, but at least it was better than Season 6.
S6E1
Infected ear
Snake whiskey and ladyboys. LOL
S6E2
Mallory destroys the computer. "What are you doing Dave?"
S6E6
LOL. I'd actually say that' irresponsible of Lana but... okay...
20170413:
I didn't like this season. The CIA guys were annoying. Season 5 was not the best season, but at least it was better than Season 6.
S6E1
Infected ear
Snake whiskey and ladyboys. LOL
S6E2
Mallory destroys the computer. "What are you doing Dave?"
S6E6
LOL. I'd actually say that' irresponsible of Lana but... okay...
Archer Season 5
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S5E1
They came storming in...
S5E4
Repeats a joke. "What's this door made out of? Mythril?"
S5E1
They came storming in...
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| Season 5 Episode 4 |
S5E4
Repeats a joke. "What's this door made out of? Mythril?"
Archer Season 4
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S4E1
He says he's been their step dad.
S4E2
"What if I'm gay for Tolkien"
S4E12
It's the voices of Louise and Gene
S4E1
He says he's been their step dad.
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| Season 4 Episode 1 |
S4E2
"What if I'm gay for Tolkien"
S4E12
It's the voices of Louise and Gene
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| Season 4 Episode 1 |
Archer Season 3
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S3E4
1: "...and masturbate 'til my fingers bleed." - Pam. "Just tape them up." - Cheryl.
S3E5
Prolonged Stargate reference
Some offense.
Apparently a "klick" is a "kilometer"
Lol. They actually say this in a couple scenes
The most dangerous game
S3E8
"What is with me and Italian lately?" Mallory explained that Archer's father might be Italian
S3E9
"Talk for like 45 minutes"
S3E11
Ha. Her vagina in the sink.
The ending is a reference to The Graduate.
S3E12
"Happy Cyril? You just destroyed Alderaan." References Star Wars.
S3E13
Adamantium and Mythril
"Will Cyril die after shutting down the tractor beam?" References Star Wars.
S3E4
1: "...and masturbate 'til my fingers bleed." - Pam. "Just tape them up." - Cheryl.
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| Season 3 Episode 4 |
S3E5
Prolonged Stargate reference
Some offense.
Apparently a "klick" is a "kilometer"
Lol. They actually say this in a couple scenes
The most dangerous game
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| Season 3 Episode 2 "Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in... every bodily fluid there is. So, yeah, this is about as pirate-kingy as I'm gonna get. Brief away." |
S3E8
"What is with me and Italian lately?" Mallory explained that Archer's father might be Italian
S3E9
"Talk for like 45 minutes"
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| Season 3 Episode 4 |
S3E11
Ha. Her vagina in the sink.
The ending is a reference to The Graduate.
 |
| Season 3 Episode 11 References The Graduate |
S3E12
"Happy Cyril? You just destroyed Alderaan." References Star Wars.
S3E13
Adamantium and Mythril
"Will Cyril die after shutting down the tractor beam?" References Star Wars.
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| Season 3 Episode 13 |
Archer Season 2
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S2E01:
1: "Where do you get paper towels?"
1: "Do we have to supply our own lids?"
1: Lol. Good ending.
1=20170303
S2E02:
1=20170303
S2E03:
1: "Me too!"
1: Lol. Woodhouse is a heroine addict.
1: Haha. Candy bar.
1: Haha. Pam and Ray both violate Cyril.
1: A baby turtleneck.
1: The obvious outcome. Yet there was no justice in it.
1=20170303
S2E04:
1: "I'm commandeering this airboat."
1: Alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysm
1=20170303
S2E05:
1: "He might have a tiny hangover."
1: "The secret is negative reinforcement." Lol
1: To be fair, you shouldn't point a gun at someone like that.
1=20170305
S2E06:
1: "After all that you want to take a bath?" "Do you not?"
1=20170305
S2E07:
1=20170305
S2E08:
1: "That'll do pigley. That'll do." References Babe.
1: "Aww, goatley."
1: "Wait... wait wait wait... there's good cholesterol?"
1: Trinette knows that Seamus isn't Archer's baby.
1: Lol. Archer got his name tattooed on Seamus's back (and he himself got "Seamus" tattooed on his back)
1: "What's cancer?"
1=20170305
S2E09:
1=20170305
S2E10:
1=20170305
S2E11:
1=20170305
S2E12:
1=20170305
S2E13:
1: Lol, parodies Bionic Man from The Six Million Dollar Man.
1: Aww... what an unfortunate ending.
1=20170305
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| S02E01 |
S2E01:
1: "Where do you get paper towels?"
1: "Do we have to supply our own lids?"
1: Lol. Good ending.
1=20170303
S2E02:
1=20170303
S2E03:
1: "Me too!"
1: Lol. Woodhouse is a heroine addict.
1: Haha. Candy bar.
1: Haha. Pam and Ray both violate Cyril.
1: A baby turtleneck.
1: The obvious outcome. Yet there was no justice in it.
1=20170303
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| S02E04 |
S2E04:
1: "I'm commandeering this airboat."
1: Alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysm
1=20170303
S2E05:
1: "He might have a tiny hangover."
1: "The secret is negative reinforcement." Lol
1: To be fair, you shouldn't point a gun at someone like that.
1=20170305
S2E06:
1: "After all that you want to take a bath?" "Do you not?"
1=20170305
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| S02E06 |
S2E07:
1=20170305
S2E08:
1: "That'll do pigley. That'll do." References Babe.
1: "Aww, goatley."
1: "Wait... wait wait wait... there's good cholesterol?"
1: Trinette knows that Seamus isn't Archer's baby.
1: Lol. Archer got his name tattooed on Seamus's back (and he himself got "Seamus" tattooed on his back)
1: "What's cancer?"
1=20170305
S2E09:
1=20170305
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| S02E07 |
S2E10:
1=20170305
S2E11:
1=20170305
S2E12:
1=20170305
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| S2E13 |
S2E13:
1: Lol, parodies Bionic Man from The Six Million Dollar Man.
1: Aww... what an unfortunate ending.
1=20170305
Archer Season 1
[Part of TV Series: Archer]
S1E01
1: HAHA turn it on I can do both
1: Haha just the tip. Lunch. Just the tip.
1: PW: GUEST
1: Erection
O: "Do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants."
1=20121030
S1E02
1: Haha herpes
1: Haha three guys... maybe not assassins
1: call girl when dead is just hooker haha
1: PW: GUEST
2: Rain Man
2: "Oh shit, my rug!"
1=20121030, 2=20160902
S1E03
1: Haha. Loose cannons.
2: The Lord of the Rings reference
1: LOL: OMG I hope I'm pregnant
1: OMFG the hand
1=20121030, 2=20160902
S1E04
2: I Dream of Jeannie
2: Ha. Yeah, pills in mislabeled bottles only helps if someone CAN read English.
1: LOL, he cupped her gun. 2: Her boobs move.
2: Fister Roboto
1: Smile: it smells vaguely poisonous.
2: "Team-building exercise."
1: This episode had the strangest resolution.
1=20121117, 2=20160902
S1E05
1: Was that Pam's face that came up on the computer?
1,2: You sneeze glitter
1: Haha: Poach a damn egg properly. Her clothes off the balcony.
1: Hahaha: "burying a Dominican guy's rooster." "Fun. Oh you mean literally."
1: LOL: The secretary's description of the fireman's droll landing onto the popped out eyeball. Funny for the shock factor.
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E06
1: Huh, he's reading the same magazine that was being read by the guys in the previous episode.
2: "I've had good results with ether."
1: Hahaha @ ending: womp womp.
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E07
1,2: "Lana. Lana. Lana!!!" "What!?!" "Danger zone." (hahaha)
1: What are you doing? Go after him. You think I should? Yes, we're out of fruit.
1: Hahahahahahahaha: Mancy.
1: Haha: Hooray for metaphors.
1: Oh so sad. Archer by himself
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E08
2: "The Chianti was definitely flowing"
2: This entire conversation that follows:
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E09
2: Ha, his box of belongings has condoms hanging out of it.
2: "Then we'll see how long Sterling can go without suckling at my teat!"
2: Aww. "Made a lot of good friends." [cuts to a scene of young Archer by himself]
1: I don't entirely follow, if Framboise and Barry were engaged to be engaged, why would she do that with Archer so willingly.
1: Good ending ("Are you wearing a seatbelt?")
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E10
2: "What is this?" "You mean, besides incredibly awkward?"
1: The full extent of Cyril's cheating discovered
2: "Nobody's that gay"
2: References Full Metal Jacket.
2: References Schindler's List.
1: Excelsior? What was that from?
1: Huh. Good parts here and there. but like episode 4, the ending just sort of ignores some of the events. Maybe its in the same vein as other spy movies
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E01
1: HAHA turn it on I can do both
1: Haha just the tip. Lunch. Just the tip.
1: PW: GUEST
1: Erection
O: "Do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants."
1=20121030
S1E02
1: Haha herpes
1: Haha three guys... maybe not assassins
1: call girl when dead is just hooker haha
1: PW: GUEST
2: Rain Man
2: "Oh shit, my rug!"
1=20121030, 2=20160902
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| S01E01. Just the tip. |
S1E03
1: Haha. Loose cannons.
2: The Lord of the Rings reference
1: LOL: OMG I hope I'm pregnant
1: OMFG the hand
1=20121030, 2=20160902
S1E04
2: I Dream of Jeannie
2: Ha. Yeah, pills in mislabeled bottles only helps if someone CAN read English.
1: LOL, he cupped her gun. 2: Her boobs move.
2: Fister Roboto
1: Smile: it smells vaguely poisonous.
2: "Team-building exercise."
1: This episode had the strangest resolution.
1=20121117, 2=20160902
S1E05
1: Was that Pam's face that came up on the computer?
1,2: You sneeze glitter
1: Haha: Poach a damn egg properly. Her clothes off the balcony.
1: Hahaha: "burying a Dominican guy's rooster." "Fun. Oh you mean literally."
1: LOL: The secretary's description of the fireman's droll landing onto the popped out eyeball. Funny for the shock factor.
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E06
1: Huh, he's reading the same magazine that was being read by the guys in the previous episode.
2: "I've had good results with ether."
1: Hahaha @ ending: womp womp.
1=20121118, 2=20160902
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| S01E07 |
S1E07
1,2: "Lana. Lana. Lana!!!" "What!?!" "Danger zone." (hahaha)
1: What are you doing? Go after him. You think I should? Yes, we're out of fruit.
1: Hahahahahahahaha: Mancy.
1: Haha: Hooray for metaphors.
1: Oh so sad. Archer by himself
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E08
2: "The Chianti was definitely flowing"
2: This entire conversation that follows:
Malory: [...] You want to play me hard?!2: References Deliverance
Archer: Phrasing.
Trexler: You have no idea.
Malory: Well, then, you better nut up!
Archer: Phrasing.
Malory: Because I've swallowed just about as much as I can take from you!
Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
1=20121118, 2=20160902
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| S01E03 |
S1E09
2: Ha, his box of belongings has condoms hanging out of it.
2: "Then we'll see how long Sterling can go without suckling at my teat!"
2: Aww. "Made a lot of good friends." [cuts to a scene of young Archer by himself]
1: I don't entirely follow, if Framboise and Barry were engaged to be engaged, why would she do that with Archer so willingly.
1: Good ending ("Are you wearing a seatbelt?")
1=20121118, 2=20160902
S1E10
2: "What is this?" "You mean, besides incredibly awkward?"
1: The full extent of Cyril's cheating discovered
2: "Nobody's that gay"
2: References Full Metal Jacket.
2: References Schindler's List.
1: Excelsior? What was that from?
1: Huh. Good parts here and there. but like episode 4, the ending just sort of ignores some of the events. Maybe its in the same vein as other spy movies
1=20121118, 2=20160902