You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

20190910:
Most Adam Sandler movies are an average movie-watching experience for me, but I absolutely enjoyed this movie. Needless to say, it surpassed my expectations.

Zohanele "Zohan" Dvir (Adam Sandler)

Netflix determined the movie for me as a 98% match. I decided to give the movie a thumbs up.

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Instant Comments:
Great interest.
Mariah Carey t-shirt.
Chocolate with hummus
Another Mariah Carey t-shirt (during the mission)

Zohan does a flying kick!

It's Terry (Reno 911!, Nick Swardson)
"What are you? Bionic?" "No no no. I only like the girls."
"Half-Australian, half-Everest."
Haha! "I have your mother one more time and then we go."
Fagala.
Hehe. His reaction to the dreadlocks.
Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. He does some sort of sleeper technique on the boy.

Zohan (right) and Phantom (left, John Turturro) duke it out.

Hahaha. "Once you start in electronics, you never get out."
A hand model.
Haha! No hands.
Hahahaha. Haha. That shampoo experience.
Haha. The full experience.
Hahahaha. "Now look away like we're not doing it."
Smile. The bush.

Dalia Hakbarah (Emmanuelle Chriqui)

"He's usually as hard as trigonometry."
Haha! "No no no no no no." "Was that a motor boat?"
"I will only be stiff for you." "Who is Steve?"
Hahahahaha. A bunch of Neosporin.
Hahaha. "You know my aunt goes there. She says besides the sex, the haircuts are not bad."
Hehe. "I would do this." [they continue talking about the wives of presidents]
Hahahaha. Perfect timing on the long area code.

Michael Klayman (Nick Swardson) and Scrappy Coco

Who's the Boss
Hahahaha. This negotiation is ridiculous. "One pee pee touch."
Ha! A real chick!
Parody of Rocky
"I see how you look at the Fizzy Bubbly"
Another Mariah Carey shirt.
Haha! Grenades in the frier. A good punchline to the hot-dog roller.

Zohan showing off on a helicopter as he's forced to cut his vacation short.

Kevin James.
Hahahaha! Hahaha. Phantom comes in with a boner.
Hahaha! "I love you too little horny man. Buy my new album!" - Mariah Carey
LOL. Her boobs. "My life was perfect. The ratio! Why?"
Hehe. "Does she know you're a fagala."

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Watched 20190910 (Netflix, Instant)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) Dennis Dugan. 113 min

Dalia and Scrappy Coco

Relevant Links:
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (IMDb.com)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (RottenTomatoes.com)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (Wikipedia.org)