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Saturday, May 31, 2014

There Will Be Blood (2007)

20140601:
After watching There Will Be Blood, I have to think long and hard before naming a movie that tells a story as dark and dramatic as it does (though in part, this is because I tend to watch lighter movies).

Explicitly, the first dark movie that comes to mind is Oldboy (2003). While the plot of Oldboy is a bit more twisted than the plot of There Will Be Blood, the protagonist Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) of There Will Be Blood has much greater presence than that of Oldboy.

Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis)

The second movie that eventually came to my mind, however, would be a reasonable contender to the dark and dramatic aura carried by There Will Be Blood: The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo (2009).

In any case, I would highly recommend this film for its great performances as well as its dark and sometimes violent plot. While its not good enough to be in my personal top 50 films, I would certainly consider watching There Will Be Blood again in the future.

"I drink your milkshake!" - Daniel Plainview

[20140629]

Instant comments:
That's a strange start to a movie.

Abel Sunday, Daniel, HW, and Eli Sunday (Paul Dano)

Wow, I didn't realize that's how oil had to be obtained in the past.
An hour into the movie, I find that the movie is more character-driven as opposed to story-driven.
Damn, that's some serious slapping that went on (Daniel slapped Eli around).
The Wikipedia article says "Eli humiliates Daniel there, coercing him to acknowledge being a poor father as part of his initiation." However, I interpret the scene as both a sign of Daniel's willingness to do anything it takes to make money and mocking the ritual.
Burn!
Excellent dialogue:
Plainview: You're not the chosen brother, Eli. It was Paul who was chosen. You see, he found me and told me about your land. You're just a fool.
Eli Sunday: Why are you talking about Paul? Don't say this to me.

Daniel tries to comfort his son HW (Dillon Freasier) after an accident.

Plainview: I did what your brother couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He's the prophet. He's the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground, and you know what the funny thing is? Listen... listen... listen... I paid him ten thousand dollars, cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now. A prosperous little business. Three wells producing. Five thousand dollars a week.
[Eli cries]
Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.


Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
[sucking sound]
Plainview: I drink it up!
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me, Daniel!


[Daniel roars and throws Eli across the room]
Plainview: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!
"I'm finished." [20140629: The Wikipedia article pointed out that this scene was parodied in the South Park episode "Breast Cancer Show Ever" (Season 12 Episode 09).

Watched 20140531 (Netflix, Instant) (Streaming until 20140601)
There Will Be Blood (2007) Paul Thomas Anderson. 158 min [loosely botn Oil! (1927) by Upton Sinclair]

Relevant Links:
There Will Be Blood (IMDb.com)
There Will Be Blood (Wikipedia.org)
There Will Be Blood (RottenTomatoes.com)

Men in Black II (2002)

Watched 20140531 (Netflix, Instant) (Streaming until 20140601)
Men in Black II (2002) Barry Sonnenfeld. 88 min


Relevant Links:
Men in Black II (Wikipedia.org)
Men in Black II (IMDb.com)
Men in Black II (RottenTomatoes.com)


20140531: [20140628]
While it was neat to see Jay (Will Smith) as the top agent and handling business, I thought the movie's overall story was weak and failed to be as good as the first movie, Men in Black (1997).


With that being said, if you like the first movie and plan to watch or have already watched Men in Black 3 (2012), then you might as well watch Men in Black II for plot purposes.


Instant Comments:
The surround sound that accompanied the tentacles spreading out was awesome.
"Hey pretty lady, you taste good." "yeah, you too."
Ha. That gut.


Agent Tee. That's Kronk's voice! (Patrick Warburton)
Haha. "Please don't neuralyze me, sir."
Michael Jackson: "I could be Agent M."


Ha. "I Will Survive" and "Who Let the Dog's Out?"
Haha. "Don't fall asleep."
Hahahaha. Adult entertainment.


Colombe Jacobsen reminds me of Natalie Portman.
David Cross was also in Men in Black.
Ha. The Statue of Liberty.


Ha. The aftertalk:
K: Listen, we've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk about it?
J: No.
K: I can help.
J: No.


Zed: [walks into the room] Still sulking?
K: Yeah. // J: No.
Zed: You miss her, it happens to all of us. There was this young, hot thing I knew once. When our bodies were intwined, in the positions of the Kamasutra...
J: Zed! Come on, man! Damn!


Martha Stewart was in the credits, but I didn't see her in the movie.
"Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head)"

A Fistful of Dollars (1964)

Joe (Clint Eastwood)

20140531:
I enjoyed this movie.

Marisol (Marianne Koch)

[20140627]

Instant comments:
"Get three coffins ready."


Haha. (mule)
Ha. "My mistake, four coffins."


I think the only way this movie could be better is if the dubbing wasn't obvious, which is to say, this is a great movie.


What a tease. ("Aim for the heart, Ramon.")

Ramón Rojo (Gian Maria Volonté)


Watched 20140531 (Netflix, Streaming, HD) (Streaming until 20140601)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
Per un pugno di dollari


Joe and Silvanito

Relevant Links:
A Fistful of Dollars (Wikipedia.org)
A Fistful of Dollars (IMDb.com)
A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari) (RottenTomatoes.com)
My Movie The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) post

Thursday, May 15, 2014

The Producers (2005)

Watched 20140515 (Netflix, Instant, HD) (Streaming until 20140516)
The Producers (2005) Susan Stroman. 134 min [aot Broadway musical otsn (2011) which was bot film otsn (1968) Mel Brooks]


Relevant Links:
The Producer (IMDb.com)
The Producers (2005 film) (Wikipedia.org)
The Producers (RottenTomatoes.com)
My Movie The Producers (1968) post


20140515:
I'm not sure what it was, but I felt as if Matthew Broderick failed to capture how I thought his character should be portrayed, if not in his acting, then at least visually.

While I thought the film had some good laughs, I thought it was just okay overall and could only recommend it to those who enjoy musicals.


Instant Comments:
The virgin milk maid and the well-hung stable boy.
Hmm. I don't really remember the original movie production (1968), but I don't really like this one. At least the first seventeen minutes.
Hmm. The singing makes things better.


In particular, I really like the public accountant number.
"You are right about one thing. You are a CPA. A certified public asshole!"
Oh, I didn't know Will Ferrell was in this film.
Hahahahaha. That yodeling. Hahahaha.


Ha. Two coats.
Ha. A little slapstick humor in this number.
Hahahaha. That bulge.
"Is he alright?" "He's having a stroke... of GENIUS!"


'Elizabeth.'
Ha. Standing ovation. Dirty.
Lol. "At 11, Ulla like to have sex." Wow.
Ha. "Why Bloom go so far camera right?"


Ha. The old woman pops up unexpectedly.
"I broke my leg."
Mel Brooks has a cameo at the very end, after the credits. Actually, most of the cast makes a final appearance as well.